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Fornicate a Water Fowl


I hate to bring this up as the collective fan base is basking in the glory of another tasty glass of fourth quarter Lemon-Aid, but unless my ears were deceiving me it was brought up by the broadcast crew that despite a $50 million parachute charge that Maryland is seriously looking to bail on the ACC and ship off to the Big10 and that Jersey State could pulled in to fill the void.

I feel like Charlie Brown and Tim Pernetti is going all Lucy Van Pelt on me and pulling the end the of RU-SU rivalry football away just as I'm about to kick it.

AUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which of course also begets the question: If UM is in fact the 13th B10 member, who's number 14?

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

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