This is a 2-part series involving Tiger mascots because Syracuse conveniently plays two schools with the nicknamed "Tigers" in a 7-day span and because I like to run certain EDSBS memes to the ground.
As Otto the Orange arrives in Columbia, Missouri, he runs into one of his mascot friends, Truman the Tiger.
Otto: Hey there Truman! What's going on!
Truman: Uhh.. well.. hey there Otto.. I'm.. uhh doing good how ‘bout yourself?
Otto: Doing fine, you know, big win against a top 10 team last week!
Truman: Well... yeah I uhh beat Tennessee and it was.. yeah kinda long. I guess, ya know.. one step closer to a bowl game.
Otto: Cool cool! I see we're both a win away from a bowl so hopefully we like split the schedule or something!
Truman: ...Yeah! I uhh.. here look at this trophy for some bowl game. Gee golly, I hope can get to one of those this year cause uhh that's really nice looki....
8-Ball: HEY YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! WHAT'S UP TRUEY MY COUSIN OH MY GOD YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH THAT ORANGE GUY I SEE RIGHT?!?! GOOD I NEED SOME ORANGES FOR MY MIXED DRINK TO HELP ME PASS MY DRUG TEST AND YA KNOW THAT'S LIKE FINDING A NEEDLE IN A PILE OF COKE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! COME ON AND GIVE 8-BALL THE GOODS MY MAN
Truman: Uhh... uhh.. well uhh... /starts waving hands around in nervousness
/Trophy gets knocked over
Truman: Uhh.. uh oh.. I'm uhh sorry guys uhh sorry Otto I gotta go run...
/Truman sprints away
Otto: .....So, how's the ACC treating you?
8-Ball: OH MAN THIS ORANGE BOWL PAYOUT IS GONNA PAY FOR MY STASH FOR THE NEXT 12 YEARS SWEET JESUS THIS IS SO WORTH GIVING UP 70 POINTS EVERY JANUARY!!!