The Syracuse Orange football team hoists high the Big East Old Man Regret Cup today. Their wins over the Connecticut Huskies and South Florida Bulls secured the cup outright. In a battle between three teams who seemed to have fallen short of expectations this season, only the Orange were motivated enough by the Old Man Regret Cup to play harder and get back into the Big East Conference race.

Big East Old Man Regret Cup Standings

Team (Record, Score Diff., Corner Kicks)

Syracuse Orange (2-0, +31, 0)

South Florida Bulls (0-1, -1, 0)

UConn Huskies (0-1, -30, 0)

Syracuse's sweep would have rendered this weekend's UConn vs. USF game obsolete and devoid of any value if both teams hadn't already done it themselves.

As part of the celebration, Syracuse will be presenting the Old Man Regret Cup to SU fans all over New York this week. Check the below schedule to see if the Old Man Regret Cup is coming to a town near you and get your picture taken with it.

Monday: Syracuse (Manny's) - DOCTOR Daryl Gross will be available for photo ops (Old Man Regret Cup unavailable)

Tuesday: Binghamton (Dick's Sporting Goods) - DOCTOR Daryl Gross will be available for photo ops (Old Man Regret Cup unavailable)

Wednesday: Albany (Sports Authority) - DOCTOR Daryl Gross will be available for photo ops (Old Man Regret Cup unavailable)

Thursday: Manhattan (Times Square) - DOCTOR Daryl Gross will be available for photo ops (Old Man Regret Cup unavailable)

Friday: Atlantic City (Harrah's) - DOCTOR Daryl Gross will be available for photo ops (Old Man Regret Cup unavailable)

What a once in a daytime opportunity!

Thank you, Big East Old Man Regret, we will carry the trophy that bears your visage with pride. And then we'll talk smack about it to USF and UConn fans nonstop because, unlike you, we're winners. Go sit on your porch and whine, old man.