So when he said he rode a bus with the team, he really meant he rode on a bus with people in golf shirts.
When he said it happened in Connecticut, he really meant it happened in Pittsburgh.
When he explicitly said that "I'm just guna ask the police to drop the investigation on Fine. I'm sick of this", he was "misunderstood by the Post-Standard" and didn't mean that he was going to ask the police to drop the investigation.
I feel terrible for this kid's lawyer. Diarrhea of the mouth.