Syrhaiku - Anthology 2

We are number 1,
Alas, haters increasing
It's AWESOME BABY

The Melo Boutique,
Best Brazillian Swag Around.
Only accepts charges.

Lacrosse season soon.
No respect for the Orange.
Shove it where unseen.

Pennsylvania ball.
Be it played any more?
Oh, yes, at Temple.

National Title.
A division rematch.
Damn asinine.

It's cold outside,
The Dome is heating up.
Orange Crush, 'Bingo!"

Huggy Bear is sleepless.
Sound remedy in two weeks:
Lights out Orangemen.

South Florida
Not in a joke haiku.
Double you tee eff.


Felonious Phunk
This week turned thirty years old,
[AND AS A GIFT I KICKED HIS ASS IN OUR
FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND
HE STILL WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT EVEN
THOUGH HE TALKED SMACK LIKE ALL FREAKIN'
SEASON.]
Wish him happy returns.

Taking requests for more styles of prose and storytelling. The idea is every Friday or Saturday will recap the previous week and set up the next. Like Letterman's 'Know You Current Events."

Go ORANGEMENS!