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Songs to Taunt West Virginians With

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Mama, take this couch off of me

 

I can’t burn it anymore.


It’s gettin’ worthless, too little TV coverage to see


I feel I’m knockin’ on the C-USA’s door.

 

Knock, knock, knockin’ the C-USA’s door


Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door


Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door


Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door

 

Mama, put my musket in the ground


I can’t shoot Panthers anymore.


That long media blackout is comin’ down


I feel I’m knockin’ on the C-USA’s door.

 

Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door


Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door


Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door


Knock, knock, knockin’ on the C-USA’s door

Almost heaven, West Virginia

 

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River


Good football is old there, older than the trees


Younger than ridiculous greed, more ubiquitous than jingling keys

 

Country roads, take me home


To the place I belong


West Virginia, Conference USA


Take me home, country roads

 

All my mem’ries, gathered ’round the Big East


Miserable mistress, until Cuse and Pitt shot her


Dark and dusty, neglected so it’d die


Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

 

Country roads, take me home


To the place I belong


West Virginia, Conference USA


Take me home, country roads

 

I hear her voice, in the mornin’ hour she calls me


Pam Ward reminds me of my home, her voice like its decay


And drivin’ down the road I get the feeling’


That I my home was always in a state of disarray

 

Country roads, take me home


To the place I belong


West Virginia, Conference USA


Take me home, country roads

 

Country roads, take me home


To the place I belong


West Virginia, Conference USA


Take me home, country roads

 

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