Of course the Georgetown-Bayi Rockets brawl got the Taiwanese animation treatment. This is the kind of story those guys live for. You can see the full version over here, but let's take a look at some of the highlights, shall we?
Most Georgetown students forgo beer pong for a much more exciting game: Get wasted in matching t-shirts and ruin diplomatic relations with some random country. I'm pretty sure this explains the current economic crisis.
That's strange. I don't know how I missed the fortune-cookie-throwing panda bear in the other videos of the brawl.
"I am totally TRIPPING MY BALLS OFF you guys." -Coach John Thompson III
FACT: Only someone with no soul could uppercut an adorable panda like that.
Thanks for starting World War III, Georgetown. We always knew you could do it.