The Octonion In...MasterConference
by Sean Keeley on Jul 6, 2011 11:09 AM EDT
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PrintA secret society of the eight wealthiest mascots in the Northeast convenes at an estate in Providence, RI, otherwise known as Mike Tranghese's John Marinatto's basement. Chips and mango-peach salsa are served. They control the Northeastern bank money supplies, Fort Dix, ESPN and the Wesleyan College student newspaper.
They are known as The Octonion.
Parental discretion is advised.
You can find records of the previous Octonion meetings below (excuse the formatting issues on some of them, one day I'll get around to fixing):
- Enter the Octonion, Part I
- Enter the Octonion, Part II
- As the Octonion Turns
- Octonion Strikes Back
- Octonion Forever
- Octonion: Reloaded
- The Octonioning
- Octonion of Solace
- Octonion VIII: Global Meltdown
- The Day The Octonion Stood Still
- Octonion: Revenge of the Fallen
- Octonion: The Rise Of Cobra
- Octonion: New Moon
- Octonion: Money Never Sleeps
- Octonion: On Stranger Tides
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BRILLIANT!
However, some more good cop Graham would have worked, too. That or using him for the molecular gastronomy part after he totally ripped that one guy open a week ago.
FANTASTIC work with Joe.
Yes!
Made my day, Sean. I’d just like to add this: Ribbit ribbit mother f*cker.
Other people look, Andy Rautins can SEE.
EMOTE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Bravo. Also, I really wish that Max had gone to Georgetown instead of Trinity. He would have fit in perfectly there. (I’m so glad he got cut.)
Go, fight, and win.
I love the Horned Frog more and more ever day
From now on, I’mma call you Peaches.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Unreal.
You’re like Radiohead…
…just when all’s been quite, your best work springs forth and
catches us all off guard.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH WRAPPING EVERYTHING IN BACON I ASK YOU
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Nothing I was drooling
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by StealthTurkey on Jul 6, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've gotta say...
…I was on board with your mascot’s food choice, Voodoo 5.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
THIS IS MASTERCONFERENCE
NOT MASTERBACON!
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FENNEL REDUCTION!!
LMAO’d
Almost choked and died I laughed so hard at the Charlie Strong eating Aluminum siding comment.
Born in '87, Orange fan since '86
I think you mean Wesleyan UNIVERSITY
The one in Connecticut has been a U for a long time.
Wesleyan COLLEGE is in Georgia, a state generally considered to be in the South.
by Cardinal&Orange on Jul 6, 2011 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
there's a wesleyan in west virginia too, isn't there?
"We don't lose hat and t-shirt games" - Tedy Bruschi
There's a bunch of them all over the place
But the original is in Middletown, CT.
“Founded under the auspices of the Methodist Episcopal Church and with the support of prominent residents of Middletown, the now secular university was the first institution of higher education to be named after John Wesley, the founder of Methodism. About twenty unrelated colleges and universities were subsequently named after Wesley. "
You’re welcome.
by Cardinal&Orange on Jul 6, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet
Nice to see the Horned Frog in this thing now
Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10
I may be homering here...
But I did prefer Rocky’s approach. Everything can be fixed with bacon.
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I agree.
I’ll take bacon over hush puppies any day.
by INTOTHEMEATGRINDER on Jul 8, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
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