Carmelo Anthony and a panda. For your consideration.

10 months ago Sean Keeley 26 comments 0 recs |

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I think it’s funny how ‘Melo feels the need to counter act the innate cuddliness of the panda with a faux gangsta mug. When will he realize that, no matter how many tattoos he gets, he’s not a thug?

"If I ain't gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself." Busta Rhymes

by FeloniousPhunk on Jul 28, 2011 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

as soon as you stop quoting the wack rapper busta rhymes....

by PointBlankPeriodPeriod on Jul 28, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions

WTF?

Is that a real panda. Those things are dangerous

by NCcusefan44 on Jul 28, 2011 10:28 AM EDT reply actions

Yeah he is totally chomping on some bamboo!

Born in '87, Orange fan since '86

by StealthTurkey on Jul 28, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Don't worry, Melo appears to be wearing plastic gloves.

Safety was clearly taken into consideration.

by Rocklionheart on Jul 28, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions

Do they Really...

Just let you hold Panda’s on your lap like that? I thought they were endangered

by Brando415 on Jul 28, 2011 10:41 AM EDT reply actions

I would have to assume

Thats not a sad panda

by Pinker on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

Just a fantastic photgraph.

by NOLACuse on Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

Good marketing

For next year’s season in China for melo, next will be a picture with a shark for the shanghai sharks!

by CusebombJim on Jul 28, 2011 11:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Is that a lap dance in China?

by Naranja on Jul 28, 2011 12:06 PM EDT reply actions

Panda Watch!

by Zumone on Jul 28, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

The following phone conversation was intercepted shortly after this picture was taken

Carmelo: I killed one, Coach… the thing I love most in the world.
Jim Boeheim: A hooker. All right, you killed a hooker. Calm down, here’s what you’re gonna do. Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide, and a shitload of lime.
Carmelo: No, a panda. I killed a panda.
Jim Boeheim: Amanda? C’mon, dude. That’s probably not even her real name!

by PaulieDars on Jul 28, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs