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Hey NFL Teams, Here's Ten Reasons You Should Sign Rob Long

Tons of undrafted free agents were signed today, including plenty of former Syracuse players. One in particular remains, as far as we know, unclaimed.

Rob Long.

This will not stand. So, NFL decision-makers, it looks like you need a little reminding as to why it's worth your time and a few shekels to bring Rob Long in for a looksie. And I've got ten very good reasons for you (in case you didn't read the headline of this post, Mr. G.M.).

1. You want accolades? Sure, how bout 2010 College Football Insiders Preseason All-American, 2010 Second Team All-BIG EAST, 2009 First Team All-BIG EAST, 2009 BIG EAST All-Academic Team selection, 2010 Ray Guy Award semifinalist, 2007 Second Team All-BIG EAST and 2007 Sporting News and College Sports Report Freshman All-American.

2. His last name is Long and he's a punter. You don't think that's a good sign?

3. One of the nation’s top punters with a 43.3 YPP career average. He punted for over 11K yards with 80 kicks inside the 20.

4. Look, this isn't about Rob being a charity case because of the cancer (which he did beat, by the way). But, I mean, look at the way everyone went nuts when the Giants signed Mark Herzlich. People were falling all over themselves to write about how great this was. Rob deserves a little bit of that as well. Great pub for you AND you get a great punter who can actually make your team...

5. Rob is a four-year starter and was named captain as a junior and senior. i.e. LEADER OF MEN.

6. Gary Anderson. Olindo Mare. Don McAulay. Tim Vesling. Nate Trout. Syracuse kickers perform well. I know those are all placekickers and we're talking about a punter, but, you see my point.

7. He's well-schooled in placeholding on field goals. It's called diversifying your skills. Look it up.

8. He's a good guy, very humble. He won't be the kind of punter to call other NFL players a douchebag. Promise.

9. Less than three weeks after brain surgery (BRAIN SURGERY!), he was with his teammates at the Pinstripe Bowl to support them. Dedicated teammate? Let there be no question.

10. Because, let's face it, your punter kinda blows. We all saw that time last season when he shanked that kick during that one game...you know the one I'm talking about. Head-to-head, I think Rob Long can out-kick him. Don't believe me? Just sign on the line that is dotted...

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Your generic NFL punter criticism is gold Jerry! GOLD!

Because, let’s face it, your punter kinda blows. We all saw that time last season when he shanked that kick during that one game…you know the one I’m talking about.

by Pinker on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Coach Schaefer

Looked like he was going to choke slam cancer by himself! More than likely he would have Chandler and Shamarko hold it down while he stomps on cancers throat. Somebody needs to erase every voicemail he probably gets for HC jobs!

by Pingl000 on Jul 27, 2011 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Please forward

this letter to the giants front office.

by ryanwk628 on Jul 27, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weird FA season

It’s a little different this year as teams are scrambling to get Undrafted FAs then turn around and sign their own guys and free agents in about 14 minutes.

He’ll get a chance in training camp. Sometimes these guys get even a week-long tryout for a punter gig and you don’t even know about it because it takes place in closed practices. Even if he can just get a look this time of year he always has a chance to catch on if someone gets hurt.

by JoeFieldsEra on Jul 27, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

So Chris Kluwe is actually pretty awesome

Who cares if he offered an opinion of some other teams’ QBs.

Excerpts from his Twitter account:

“So here’s the deal. If McNabb comes and wants 5, it’s his, BUT he has to promise to mention Tripping Icarus in at least 5 press conferences.”

“Also, I will take number 4, since pi is not an option. #iwantanimaginarynumber, #Brettwontmindright”

by Ceebs on Jul 27, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m now trying to decided whether or not he thinks pi is an imaginary number.

'Cuse 2010, Michigan 2012

by Orange22 on Jul 27, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONLY WHOLE NUMBERS ARE REAL DECIMALS ONLY EXIST IN MOOKIE’S MIND REMEMBER THAT

by Dan Lyons on Jul 27, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, the memes are converging.

'Cuse 2010, Michigan 2012

by Orange22 on Jul 27, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brain surgery..

or no if his coach says “Punt it out of bounds Rob”, he’ll probably be able to comprehend & execute that order.

Nothing Is Fool proof if you have the right fools.

by GiantsCauseway on Jul 27, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The GM that picks up Long..

will look like a genius. Stats, class and althleticism, this kid has what it takes to compete at the best level.

by Salt City Cager on Jul 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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