On October 9th, 2010, the Syracuse Orange defeated the South Florida Bulls 13-9. The Orange defense sacked the QB four times, garnered two interceptions and limited the Bulls' offense to 219 total yards and one FG (TD was a kick return).
On Thursday, June 23rd, USF offensive lineman Danous Estenor lifted a 1990 Cadillac Seville off the ground so that a man pinned underneath could be moved, saving his life.
To review: The USF offensive line is capable of lifting cars with their bare hands but is incapable of preventing the Syracuse defense from overpowering them.
Win.
H/T: Frank