Look, the Syracuse-themed Tops Market officially opened on March 22nd and it wasn't until April 3rd that a video of a Syracuse fan dressed in an SU Basketball uniform shopping for Orange-friendly products and shooting hoops in the frozen foods section showed up on YouTube.

As a fanbase, that's a failure of epic proportions.

Now, I don't want to dwell on the negative. I want to focus on the positive. And the positive is that Vince is, for the moment, the No. 1 Syracuse Fan on the Planet.

What an ending! What showmanship! What legs!

I guess we'll have to wait until the sequel to find out what happened. That, or find this guy...

Think you can do better? We're waiting...