Look, when you're a Rio Grande Valley Viper, you don't have to find the offers. The offers come to you.
Behold, Arinze Onuaku's commercial debut (courtesy of OrangeGirl):
I think what I like most is that Bersani followed Rule No. 1 of advertising: ALWAYS make your salespeople seem like shysters.
It's no KIA ad, but Arinze's certainly on his way. Next time, fingers-crossed on some lines.
The Vipes are preparing for the NBDL playoffs now. Their first opponent...the dreaded Bakersfield Jam.