The Octonion: On Stranger Tides
by Sean Keeley on Apr 13, 2011 11:57 AM EDT
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PrintA secret society of the eight wealthiest mascots in the Northeast convenes at an estate in Providence, RI, otherwise known as Mike Tranghese's John Marinatto's basement. Chips and mango-peach salsa are served. They control the Northeastern bank money supplies, Fort Dix, ESPN and the Wesleyan College student newspaper.
They are known as The Octonion.
Parental discretion is advised.
You can find records of the previous Octonion meetings below (excuse the formatting issues on some of them, one day I'll get around to fixing):
- Enter the Octonion, Part I
- Enter the Octonion, Part II
- As the Octonion Turns
- Octonion Strikes Back
- Octonion Forever
- Octonion: Reloaded
- The Octonioning
- Octonion of Solace
- Octonion VIII: Global Meltdown
- The Day The Octonion Stood Still
- Octonion: Revenge of the Fallen
- Octonion: The Rise Of Cobra
- Octonion: New Moon
- Octonion: Money Never Sleeps
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Comixed really takes these to another level.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Apr 13, 2011 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
It's a little more work
but it really makes it that much better.
Next stop, live-action!
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Will Bearcat be in cuffs in the live-action one?
I just wanna tell you both good luck, and we're all counting on you.
That would be so funny to use that clip!
We could have him screaming “F*** the Wildcats! F*** Villanova! There are enough cats in this conference!!”
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by StealthTurkey on Apr 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, well worth the wait.
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by kotite4ever on Apr 13, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is the TCU thing actually
Vern Schillinger from Oz?
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LOVE IT!!!
I can’t even quote this. Every line was golden. I read it twice and laughed just as hard.
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I always imagine he has like an echo from his helmet, almost Darth Vaderish.
And Otto sounds like a lolcat hahaha.
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by StealthTurkey on Apr 13, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Fantabulous.
Stupendeferous! Hilaramazing!
Seriously, sooo glad the Octonion has returned. Great episode too. Britches says bring on Peaches football!
Call me biased
But Otto is my favorite :)
Those two aren’t far behind though. Bull is great.
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by StealthTurkey on Apr 13, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoss, Spanky, Pablo Cruise, El Chupacabra, and Steve
I was really hoping that pissed off, competent Otto would be making a comeback after a successful season. Also Mountaineer needs to act more viking like thanks to his new bro Dana Holgorsen.
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I really wish i wasnt in my schools computer lab when i read this
I look like an idiot i cant stop laughing. The Bull is my favorite
Ditto on the bull
Bravo Sean. New octonians bring me special joy
Brilliant. Will the Octonian retain the name even if they are joined by two others?
Perhaps they’ll just change their logo.
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by Dais on Apr 13, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's what I was thinking
Big Ten-style
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by Sean Keeley on Apr 13, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
My main question is
Why is UCONN in charge? After that showing in the Fiesta Bowl there has to be someone better.
Octonion rules say the defending conference champ is in charge, though they can be replaced by anyone that beats them with a majority vote (Otto ended up in charge briefly after the first GERG/Krag1N1 pillow-fight due to this rule).
by drothgery on Apr 13, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This response
disturbs and delights me
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by Sean Keeley on Apr 13, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
But then
Knight or Bearcat would be in charge…Nope let’s stick with Uconn.
by oaklandzoo12 on Apr 14, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It was everything I hoped it would be
And now I get to call my ’Nova alum wife “Peaches”
"That's no moon..."
"Now you will wittness the fire-power of this fully armed and operational Death Orange..."
This made me think of the possible TCU-'Nova
Football match up. All I see is Wildcat blood….everywhere…
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JUST got around to reading this Octonian
That made me laugh so hard.
Other people look, Andy Rautins can SEE.
'Nova deserves admission simply for
“Don’t you have to go somewhere and fall massively short of expectations in everything you do?”
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by wildcatlh on Apr 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
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by WVPiratesfan on Apr 14, 2011 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
If they get in
would it really take til 2014? im ready for TCU to come im kinda excited. They are a good school
At least
Might be 2015 if they dont decide soon
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Amazing. That is all...
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by Stuck in the Plains on Apr 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
Yay! A new Octonion.
El Chupacabra? LOL! But Otto has all that (citric) acid in his head so he should probably affect more like Paul Linde or Jonathan Harris of Lost in Space (or even Ozzie Osborne) than how he does here. Still, this is always a treat, especially on a Friday. Thanks.
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