Center: Gary McGhee, Pitt. Looks like someone right off a Star Trek movie.
Small Forward: Kyle Singler, Duke. Dude, there is this thing in the sky called the sun. You should get out in it more. He has some alien-like qualities, too.
I need help filling out the guard spots, though. I am tempted to nominate Brandon here, especially the one pic with his cone head haircut.
The coach: certainly has to be Calhoun.
I do need assistance at the point guard position, though.....