I was thinking about it the other day, and if what we're all reading is true, then the Syracuse coaching staff kind of looks like a royal family in a way. You have King James, long in his rule, who has brought fortune and favor for the Otto-Man Empire. Then you have Mike Hopkins, the Black Prince of Rochester, first in line for the day when the king steps down from his throne. And then you have his son, Prince Gerry of Scranton, who is second in line but much too young to inherit the throne. As a result, if Hopkins abdicated his throne to marry a twice divorced Georgetown fan, then succession would shift over to Rob Murphy, Duke of Michigan. Hopefully the entire royal line does not get wiped out before King James steps down, for there are far too many pretenders to the throne in foreign lands.
(Has way too much time on his hands)