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Duke Basketball Player - OR - is the I am Legend "Darkseeker" apocalypse upon us? You decide.

Not that I really like paying attention to Duke basketball, but I just happened to catch a couple shots of Mason Plumlee skimming through various articles. Besides having one of the most snobbish and pretentious sounding names of all time, I couldn't help but see the comparison of his likeness to the darkseekers from I Am Legend (one of my more recent favorite movies). We all know Duke to be the scourge of men's basketball, but could they also be leading us to the demise of the human race? Probably. Should Jim Boeheim schedule Compound 6 injections for the team, in case we run into them in our bracket? Absolutely. Either way, I'm gonna have a little fun with this. Enjoy.

I submit to you the Nuneseratti, Exhibits A-E:

EXHIBIT A: Pregame focus OR scanning the horizon for Dr. Robert Neville ?


EXHIBIT B: after unleashing a monster dunk OR after unleashing the monster horde?


EXHIBIT C: Intentional foul OR intention to rip off face and limbs ?

EXHIBIT D: sensational finish OR senselessly head-slamming the glass ?

EXHIBIT E: Invading the other teams home court OR invading the last known human stronghold ?

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