I decided last night to crunch some numbers. I needed to be sure. So I dusted off my old Calculus textbook (that I keep handy for just such events) and I went to work.
What I found was proof beyond proof. In a way, I already knew. I just needed confirmation.
Georgetown people are evil, Syracuse people are good.
The equations I used are so complicated that I can't share them with you. Instead, I will write them on a blackboard outside an MIT classroom where they will wait until an unassuming genius-turned-janitor solves them and begins a journey of self-discovery and good will.
I was able to verify these equations with photographic evidence as back-up, which I now present to you.
"But Sean, most of these people aren't real."
And to that I say, "Or are they???"