Syracuse vs. Georgetown: A Critical Analysis Of Good vs. Evil

I decided last night to crunch some numbers. I needed to be sure. So I dusted off my old Calculus textbook (that I keep handy for just such events) and I went to work.

What I found was proof beyond proof. In a way, I already knew. I just needed confirmation.

Georgetown people are evil, Syracuse people are good.

The equations I used are so complicated that I can't share them with you. Instead, I will write them on a blackboard outside an MIT classroom where they will wait until an unassuming genius-turned-janitor solves them and begins a journey of self-discovery and good will.

I was able to verify these equations with photographic evidence as back-up, which I now present to you.

Favre_rodgers_mediumWalternate_walt_mediumBep_gtown_medium

 

 

Sauron_georgetown_mediumUntitled_medium

Longshank_medium

Jesus_medium

"But Sean, most of these people aren't real."

And to that I say, "Or are they???"

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker