Syracuse vs. Georgetown: A Critical Analysis Of Good vs. Evil

I decided last night to crunch some numbers. I needed to be sure. So I dusted off my old Calculus textbook (that I keep handy for just such events) and I went to work.

What I found was proof beyond proof. In a way, I already knew. I just needed confirmation.

Georgetown people are evil, Syracuse people are good.

The equations I used are so complicated that I can't share them with you. Instead, I will write them on a blackboard outside an MIT classroom where they will wait until an unassuming genius-turned-janitor solves them and begins a journey of self-discovery and good will.

I was able to verify these equations with photographic evidence as back-up, which I now present to you.

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"But Sean, most of these people aren't real."

And to that I say, "Or are they???"

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