Here is why
First off, we know how to use a shovel.
This is an important skill, especially if your greatest opponent is a dog.
Second, our city actually lies within a state! How about that! What kinda shitty place doesn't even exist inside of a state? You live in a district? Yeah? So do these gals
Can you find us, Hoyas? We know this is a new concept, ya know, having a place of your own. Ours is so easily spotted, though, that you may only feel a small tingle of accomplishment after this task I have given you.
Our mascot, far superior. How original is a freakin dog? How many schools have a dog mascot? Yeah like 1/4 of them.
Who would you trust your children with? Pretty obvious.
Lastly, and most obvious. Our basketball team.
Pretty sure your guy there is not doing it right.
TELL 'EM AO!