Here is why

First off, we know how to use a shovel.

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This is an important skill, especially if your greatest opponent is a dog.

Second, our city actually lies within a state!  How about that!  What kinda shitty place doesn't even exist inside of a state?  You live in a district?  Yeah? So do these gals

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Can you find us, Hoyas?  We know this is a new concept, ya know, having a place of your own.  Ours is so easily spotted, though, that you may only feel a small tingle of accomplishment after this task I have given you.

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Our mascot, far superior.  How original is a freakin dog? How many schools have a dog mascot? Yeah like 1/4 of them.

This:

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OR this:

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Who would you trust your children with?  Pretty obvious.

Lastly, and most obvious.  Our basketball team.

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Pretty sure your guy there is not doing it right.

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TELL 'EM AO!

GO ORANGE!!!