I don't really care about sneakers. I think I've made that abundantly clear in the past. It's just not my thing. There's just so many other important things to worry about, like, everything. But what do I know...

So it really takes a lot to get me to notice someone's kicks. And that's exactly what happened during the Villanova game. I could not help but notice the color emanating from Scoop Jardine's feet region. It was jarring and I was scarred. I went to sleep that night, forgot all about them and moved on towards a better and brighter future.

Matt Park posted a picture of those sneakers today and sent me crashing back down into a spiral of color-madness.

And I quote the Sheriff at the end of The Goonies: "Holy Mary, Mother of God. - Look at that."

The University of Oregon thinks these sneakers are too much.