Fab Melo: The Rap

via media.syracuse.com

It's been a tough season for Fab Melo. Has any Orange gone so quickly from presumed one-and-done to riding pine like he's taped to the seat?

If we take a step back and are able to put our expectations aside, we realize that Melo is going to need a lot of work but he's got three more years to figure out it. Considering how Arinze Onuaku and Rick Jackson transformed from freshman year to senior, things bode well.

However if we don't take a step back, we're pissed right off at Fab. And that's when we start singing hip-hop songs about it.

Enter BCougz, who says "my emotions couldnt be withheld anymore, this just kinda came out you know. If you are a cuse fan you feel me." Commence feeling him. Lyrics after the jump:

If fab melo is on the floor
Its gotta be the first minute for shore
He'll prolly fuck the tip just like a whore
And if he takes a shot its brick galore

Maybe get a rebound, don't be shy
Now let's see a pass, oops that's the wrong guy
Your minutes up, that might sound rough
But Big Boeheims surely seen enough

That's how it went down, all year long
You move around the court like you are king kong (Editor's note: YIKES)
I thought you were hot, back at home
Our big top recruit, but you blow in the dome

2-3 zone, that's how we do
What's good, you should learn
To play like they do in the hood
I'm white, its alright
But to play cuse ball ya gotta keep it up a lil something
LIKE THIS

All Rights Reserved BCougz

H/T: Matt

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