The real rumor is that I shave my ass.  I must confess that, although I would do it if it were necessary, I do not grow enough hair on my ass.  MYTHBUSTED. OHSNAP.

via images.sodahead.com

For now, I am going to stick with shaving my face.  Alas, my Polish genes have cursed me to peach fuzz until I am 26.

Eyebrows should never be shaved, especially if you are going to tattoo fake ones on afterward.

via douggoff.com

If you have any doubts about eyebrow shaving and replacement after this, well, there is no help for you.

Further, please refrain from shaving anything into your head, (unless it is the URL to this site.)  Your lines and your Nike swoosh are very "Kid 'N Play."

via www.brandish.tv

This guy had a great idea.  Only problem now is he can't shake the stigma of being a shit head.  His life is over.  Please take this into consideration.

via images.sodahead.com

Lastly I must give you all some words of encouragement after crushing your hopes, dreams, and shaving techniques.

via i670.photobucket.com

Some things....are ok to shave.