Introducing...The Boeheimeter
One may assume my recent lack of posts has been due to finals week at Syracuse University. And one would be partially correct, I have been deeply engrossed in scholarly work, but not any that pertains to my current courses.
Over the last two weeks, I have been locked in a lab deep beneath Huntington Beard Crouse Hall with a team of Syracuse's brightest young engineers, sociologists, Board of Trustees members, as well as a few Newhouse people who felt like they needed to be there. After many days of rigorous work, we have finished it- an instrument that will perfect the art of judging the recent play of our favorite Syracuse basketball players.
I present to you...
The Boeheimeter.
As you can see, the Boeheimeter measures player performance on a five point scale, from "you don't know your business" all the way to "champion-chipper". Because Jim always knows his business, and his business is Syracuse basketball (that is the #1 ranked Syracuse basketball team superfan Mike Lang would like me to point out), there is no better measure for Syracuse basketball-related evaluation.
Since we have just put together this incredible feat of technology, the first Boeheimeter of the year will measure player performance of the whole year to date.
PG Scoop Jardine - 8.3 PPG, .523 FG%, .286 3PT%, 4.1 APG, 2 RPG, 2 SPG, 2 TO/G, .1 BPG
Scoop got off to a rough start to the year, but most of us in the Syracuse city-state never got too worried about him. We figured that he would come through in a big spot sooner rather than later, and he proved us right with his big effort against Florida at the Dome. While he isn't putting up huge numbers, they have been on an uptick as of late, and he's been a steady presence on the floor for the Orange. His .450 free throw percentage is really bizarre, and more than a bit disconcerting.
SG Brandon Triche - 11.1 PPG, .443 FG%, .368% 3PT%, 3.1 APG, 2.2 RPG, 1 SPG, 1.7 TO/G, .3 BPG
Brandon's been doing some very nice things this year. He's using his physical frame to take smaller guards into the paint, which is something many Orange fans have been hoping for since he was a freshman. He's shooting fairly well, although as one of the team's more relied on shooters, you want his 3-point percentage to be a bit higher than 37%. He's played well on and off the ball. The biggest thing for Triche, as it has been throughout his whole career, is consistent play. Some nights he drops 20, but there are far too many where he is nowhere to be found.
SF Kris Joseph - 13.7 PPG, .436 FG%, .381 3PT%, 1.3 APG, 6.1 RPG, 1.4 SPG, 1.2 TO/G, .3 BPG
Kris has been playing very well all season. He's scoring from all over the court, rebounding fairly well, and looks to be one of the go-to-guys we all know he can be. He obviously has some things to work on, especially when he gets the ball in half-court situations. When he pounds the ball into the ground and tries to get fancy with his between the legs and behind the back dribbles, he becomes a turnover machine. However, there aren't many other complaints to be had with how Kris has been playing; his numbers are very good, especially considering the fact that he's been playing under 30 minutes per game thus far.
PF Rakeem Christmas - 3.6 PPG, .652 FG%, .1 APG, 3.1 RPG, .4 SPG, 1.1 TO/G, .5 BPG
Following last year's Fab Melo debacle, most Orange fans had their expectations for freshman big man Rakeem Christmas appropriately tempered, despite him being named starter out of camp and holding that spot for ten games now. Christmas isn't giving us too much right now, and has only played 13.7 minutes per game thus far, but there have been bright spots. He looks to have a few moves around the basket, he can move the ball from the post well, and he has a knack for blocking shots, although he does pick up fouls quite often when trying to do so. Rak is a really raw player, as everyone said he would be coming out of high school, and won't be a major factor this year, but he is ahead of where Fab was last year, so he has that going for him I guess...
C Fab Melo - 6.7 PPG, .518 FG%, .6 APG, 5.1 RPG, .6 SPG, 1.4 TO/G, 2.6 BPG
It really is hard to admit that we are watching the same Fab Melo who played for Syracuse last year. The biggest thing for Fab this year is that he can stay on the floor- he's playing over 22 minutes a game and rarely looks like he's struggling to do it, and instead of committing stupid fouls, he's flopping like a Blue Devil. He still struggles to finish around the hoop, and his rebounding definitely leaves something to be desired, but you can't help but smile watching Fab play this year. Also, the dude can flat out block shots.
G Dion Waiters, 11.9 PPG, .500 FG%, .28 3PT%, 3.1 APG, 1.8 RPG, 2.4 SPG, 1.5 TO/G, .3 BPG
Talking about sophomores who are having breakout seasons, the argument could be made that Dion Waiters has been our best player. He's scoring at will, often creating the opportunity off of his own steal. He's been pretty smart with the ball, with a better than 2-1 Assist-Turnover ratio. As Boeheim noted in his last presser, his defense has been tremendous in both the zone and the man-to-man. His whole demeanor on the court is just better. The only thing that his game is lacking is a consistent jump-shot, but he seems to make more than he has any right to.
F C.J. Fair - 7.4 PPG, .452 FG%, .444 3PT%, .9 APG, 5.7 RPG, 1.2 SPG, 1.1 TO/G, .2 BPG
C.J. continues to be among the smartest players on the team; he always seems to be in the right place at the right time. He plays great defense, rebounds really well, and doesn't force the issue on offense. His improved 3-point shot has the potential to be a huge weapon. My biggest concern is that he seems to really struggle against zone defenses, and I can see teams zoning us down the road because we don't have a great, consistent 3-point threat.
F James Southerland - 8.6 PPG, .552 FG%, .414 3PT%, .6 APG, 3.0 RPG, 1.4 SPG, .4 TO/G, 1 BPG
Some will question why I'm The Boeheimeter is giving James a higher grade than C.J. Well, The Boeheimeter grades on a scale. Last season, James looked absolutely lost in games where his shot wasn't falling, and even when it was, he wasn't contributing much else. This year, he's been a much better all-around player. His shooting is still feast or famine, but the rest of his game is coming along. He's still not a great rebounder, but he's shown improvement from last year. What has been most impressive is his ability to block shots, and to play the passing lanes.
C Baye Keita - 3.5 PPG, .765 FG%, .1 APG, 3.0 RPG, .2 SPG, .3 TO/G, .9 BPG
Keita has been pretty disappointing this year, all things considered. I have to think his hand is still bothering him, because he's really struggling to catch the ball, whether it is on passes to the post, or on rebounds. Last year, he was a rebound machine. He's really struggling this year. It's definitely a concern, because we need both Baye and Fab to play well in the Big East, or teams with legitimate big men will eat us up.
G Michael Carter-Williams - 2.7 PPG, .281 FG%, .250 3PT%, 2.8 APG, 2.1 RPG, 1 SPG, .8 TO/G, .6 BPG
MCW hasn't shot the ball well, but he's really doing everything else quite effectively, and right now scoring is not his role. He might be the best passer on the team already, he rebounds really well for his size and is not afraid to go in the paint, and he plays great defense. I have a feeling that if this was just an assessment on the last week of play, MCW's grade would be higher. I'm very excited to see him develop this year.
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what about
mookie?
http://threeputtbogeys.blogspot.com/2011/10/syracuse-basketball-preview.html
For old time's sake
I played NCAA Basketball 2010 on Xbox360 last night. I put Mookie in for fun.
He’s terrible.
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by StealthTurkey on Dec 14, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
So is Wes in that game.
NCAA 2010 sucks. I played the hell out of it, but it was a pretty terrible game. I really want them to revive the franchise and make it good again, or at least let 2K take the rights since their NBA games are so sweet.
Yessir!
I love it just because Syracuse is in it, but the mechanics are horrendous.
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by StealthTurkey on Dec 14, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I still have College Hoops 2k8
You can download custom rosters right from the game menu. Thank god for the people who spend time updating each team every year. 2K’s controls and mechanics are so much better than EA sports I can never go back
SO it's current, even now?
EA seems to have disabled their servers for this game, so there is nothing new ever now.
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by StealthTurkey on Dec 14, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Man vs Food pic
Well done.
#BeatEveryone
by theNYsportsguy on Dec 14, 2011 10:45 AM EST reply actions
Credit goes to ForthCountry
He (or she) posted it on the site.
Submit your own at http://jimboeheimstaringdownthings.tumblr.com/
http://cusepulp.blogspot.com/
by Lots of Pulp on Dec 14, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
I assume we should pronounce it "bay-HIGH-mitt-er" right?
Love it.
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip
But bo-HEE-MEE-ter
is so much more fun!
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by StealthTurkey on Dec 14, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised to see two versions of happy.
This is Jimmy B, “Meh” should probably be the top spot.
by JT1Night on Dec 14, 2011 12:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Where does nose picking fall on this meter?
I think we see more of that than any of these other expressions.
That
or scratching the top of his head. Or would that be for Brandon Reese?
Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10
by PoetryInMoten on Dec 14, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
how?
can you have that amazing photo of him yelling and not use it at least once?
G-Mac bitches
BC 2011
yeah, I wouldn't have rated anyone with the "You Don't Know Your Business" thus far
I was actually a little surprised Dion didn’t get the Champion Chipper rating. Dude has been ridiculous on defense & in transition.
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip
At first glance I mistakenly read it as the BoeheimINATOR
Which is probably just as scary as “you don’t know your business.” Great work.
by ALongWayFromDome on Dec 14, 2011 2:17 PM EST reply actions
i did too hahaha
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by StealthTurkey on Dec 14, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I would tend to think
That “grumpy” would be the average emotion and “Meh” just before “Championship Chipper”. Or, at the very least, “Happy” should be replaced with, “Only Mildly Annoyed”. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jim B happy when not holding a national championship trophy.
"If I ain't gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself." Busta Rhymes
by FeloniousPhunk on Dec 15, 2011 10:21 AM EST reply actions
There should be
a level below YDKYB for dealing with Higgins or Burr.
Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10
Can we get a Dr. Gross-o-meter
where the score is measured by either the number of Daryl Grosses crashing the background of a photo OR the number the cell phones Gross is talking on simultaneously?

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