Are you an actor?
Are you male?
Are you caucasian?
Are you heavy-set?
Do you live in the Los Angeles area?
If you answer yes to all of those questions...have I got the role of a lifetime to you??? (Answer: I do not have the role of a lifetime for you).
Casting Networks has posted a casting call for a "commercial spoof based on the Bernie Fine and Jerry Sandusky scandals."
A fired-up coach giving a pep talk to get boys to come to his sports camp in the style of an infomercial. Must resemble Bernie Fine, basketball coach from Syracuse. Over 5'9", balding, heavy-set. See photo reference.
H/T: Matt B.