Bailey runs for 150 yards but doesn't score........until the after-party.
Nassib throws 4 touchdowns, 1 being to Marcus Sales.
Krautman hits his first extra point of the game, whence we begin the new tradition of screaming HOLY TOLEDO.
Doug Marrone will draw up a play that catches Cincy's young defense COMPLETELY off-guard, as they will be in a goal-line set while we are in a 5-wide set.....and then call a timeout.
Hackett will change from run-run-run/short pass-punt to run-run-run-punt in the first quarter. After this, it will be as follows wildcat-WR pass-run-run-run-punt.
DEFENSE (or DEFENCE if you live in the United Kingdom)
Chan IGOHARD Jones gets 5 sacks.....funnyamirite?LOLWTF
#SHAMARKO hits somebody so hard it causes a Cincy woman to miscarry........ok maybe it just causes her to have a ridiculously salted Dome pretzel with no accompanying beverage.
Wilkes intercepts a pass........duh?
Kevyn Scott will get burned once more for a touchdown this season.....but there will be a holding call on Fisher that Cincy accidentally accepts.
Marrone will subpoena Boeheim for his files on zone defense, and Boeheim will refuse, causing a city-wide uproar of disapproval.
Spruill will force 3 fumbles and be crowned KING OF SYRACUSE.........which will greatly confuse Mark Schwarz.
Syracuse wins 66-7 on Senior Day.
What you guys and gals think?