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OUTLANDISH CINCY PREDICTIONS

OFFENSE


Bailey runs for 150 yards but doesn't score........until the after-party.

Nassib throws 4 touchdowns, 1 being to Marcus Sales.

Krautman hits his first extra point of the game, whence we begin the new tradition of screaming HOLY TOLEDO.

Doug Marrone will draw up a play that catches Cincy's young defense COMPLETELY off-guard, as they will be in a goal-line set while we are in a 5-wide set.....and then call a timeout.

Hackett will change from run-run-run/short pass-punt to run-run-run-punt in the first quarter.  After this, it will be as follows wildcat-WR pass-run-run-run-punt.

DEFENSE (or DEFENCE if you live in the United Kingdom)

Chan IGOHARD Jones gets 5 sacks.....funnyamirite?LOLWTF

#SHAMARKO hits somebody so hard it causes a Cincy woman to miscarry........ok maybe it just causes her to have a ridiculously salted Dome pretzel with no accompanying beverage.

Wilkes intercepts a pass........duh?

Kevyn Scott will get burned once more for a touchdown this season.....but there will be a holding call on Fisher that Cincy accidentally accepts.

Marrone will subpoena Boeheim for his files on zone defense, and Boeheim will refuse, causing a city-wide uproar of disapproval.

Spruill will force 3 fumbles and be crowned KING OF SYRACUSE.........which will greatly confuse Mark Schwarz.

 

Syracuse wins 66-7 on Senior Day.

 

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