Chipotle Stalks Orange Nation Like A Wolf Stalking A Lamb
by Sean Keeley on Jan 31, 2011 10:36 AM EST
in The Chipotle Curse
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PrintThe greatest shame of the whole Taco Bell "meat" scandal is that it makes Chipotle look that much better. And I assure you, Chipotle is not on the side of good. It is on the side of evil. It's burritos might not contain the same amount of silicon dioxide as Taco Bell, but it contains 500% "evil dioxide." That's science, look it up on a website.
The fact of the matter is, Chipotle officially announced that they were coming to Marshall Street on January 18th. That means on Janaury 17th, a press release had been written, decisions had been made and Chipotle-related intentions had been put out into the Universe.
It is then no coincidence that Syracuse suffered its first loss of the season on January 17th. And every day that Chipotle continues its plans for SU domination is another day that Syracuse's basketball team has not won. We were 18-0 before Chipotle made it official, we are 0-4 since. What more do I have to show you to make you believe me?
Well, how bout this?
Yes it does.
UConn is next up and that's no comfort to Syracuse fans, Chipotle or no Chipotle. Unlike every other opponent, however, the Huskies are harnessing the evil power of the barbacoa for their own gain. The UConn Blog is taking the Chipotle Challenge, whereby they'll be eating Chipotle every day of the week before the game Wednesday. They've already packed on enough calories to qualify as a contestant on The Biggest Loser, so I suppose that's the silver lining.
That and maybe, just maybe, their wanton disregard for the menacing power of Chipotle will transfer the curse from Syracuse to UConn. If the Orange win, then perhaps that means that The Angry Chipotle Gods will have turned their attention East to our rival for their insolence.
In the meantime, you know what you can do. Number one, NO CHIPOTLE THIS WEEK. We're all in this together, people. Number two, if you can find a way to destroy any number of Chipotle burritos (and put said destruction on film), you will be doing your part. Making that kind of offering has worked in the past. I can't do it alone, though.
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I've never had it before.
We don’t have one in Bingo.
Is it any good, or just comparable to the Moe’s?
Not that I would eat either, so many good local restaurants with real Mexicans makin’ home cookin’.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
Chipotle is unfortunately
Way tastier than Moe’s. Although when you’re a poor grad student, nothing beats Moe’s Mondays.
Other people look, Andy Rautins can SEE.
by FatK44 on Jan 31, 2011 11:39 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Chipotle or no chipotle..
if the Orange gets outhustled again by Connecticut like they did against Pitt, ’Nova, Seton Hall, & Marquette they are a lock to lose.
Nothing Is Fool proof if you have the right fools.
by GiantsCauseway on Jan 31, 2011 11:32 AM EST reply actions
Qdoba will be getting my business for the forseeable future....
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
Because of the calories in an average Chipotle burrito
I stick to Subway anyway (flatbread turkey with jalapenos and southwest chipotle sauce, wait, is it just the restaurant or is anything chipotle off-limits?).
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.
This raises the question
of whether or not I’m still going to eat my horrible horrible Taco Bell. Probably not until the issue of the percentage of meat actually gets solved.
Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10
I assure you
it never will.
Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - The Syracuse blog that cares.
Buy my book "How To Grow An Orange"
If you live in Charlotte, NC
Go to Phat Burrito. It is locally owned and is the inverse of Chipotle. Eating their burritos (and quesadillas) is like singing your praises to the buritto gods.
I thought we had broken the Chipotle Curse
This is like at the end of Halloween when Michael Myers gets shot six times and the doctor assumes that’s the end of that, BUT HE JUST KEEPS COMING BACK!
The football team broke it
but the basketball team has not.
Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - The Syracuse blog that cares.
Buy my book "How To Grow An Orange"
The sad part is
The UConn blogger is right. It probably DOES violate some NCAA rules.
Wait….can we get Scoop suspended for it? GO! GO! GO!!
"Grind now, shine later." - Wesley Johnson
I am totally doing my part. Today I was going to get take out for dinner (because I am failing at life and managed to have nothing in my house that could conceivably be made into a meal and now there’s a blizzard) and was thinking about going to Chipotle. But I changed my mind and went to Panara Bread. (Then I heard from people at Panara that the weaksauce Chipotle had closed because of the snow, so it’s a good thing I didn’t walk all the way over there.)
'Cuse 2010, Michigan 2012
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