The Octonion: Money Never Sleeps
by Sean Keeley on Aug 2, 2010 4:56 PM EDT
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PrintA secret society of the eight wealthiest mascots in the Northeast convenes at an estate in Providence, RI, otherwise known as Mike Tranghese's John Marinatto's basement. Chips and mango-peach salsa are served. They control the Northeastern bank money supplies, Fort Dix, ESPN and the Wesleyan College student newspaper.
They are known as The Octonion.
Parental discretion is advised.
H/T: The UConn Blog
You can find records of the previous Octonion meetings below (excuse the formatting issues on some of them, one day I'll get around to fixing):
- Enter the Octonion, Part I
- Enter the Octonion, Part II
- As the Octonion Turns
- Octonion Strikes Back
- Octonion Forever
- Octonion: Reloaded
- The Octonioning
- Octonion of Solace
- Octonion VIII: Global Meltdown
- The Day The Octonion Stood Still
- Octonion: Revenge of the Fallen
- Octonion: The Rise Of Cobra
- Octonion: New Moon
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The Washington Husky does the same thing
I’m too frightened to try to celebrate with the mascot after seeing that.
I have a dream
that we beat Uconn and UW. Then we do a t shirt that says “Otto the husky whisperer” and has a cartoon otto standing over 2 badly beaten and humbled huskies, one with a C on its chest, the other with a purple W.
by ryanwk628 on Aug 3, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Memphis' mascot
Is it me or am I getting a vibe that, more so than LSU, Auburn, Clemson, Princeton, Missouri, and the 4058 other schools that have the name “Tigers”, Memphis’ tiger looks like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh?
(Holy nostalgic flashback)
how is winnie the pooh nostalgic?
Toy story is nostalgic. Unless you are a girl, winnie the pooh is not.
Agreed on the former
But with the latter I thought that was the 2-5 year old range of stuff and appealed to both genders. I guess because I had a teddy bear of Winnie the Pooh and watched the videos as a little kid I went into that direction. Plus I do recall quite a few boys having Pooh stuff as well. Granted this was rural New Hampshire in the early 90s so I don’t know
Toy Story is nostalgic?
Wow, I feel old now.
Sir
The Octonion completes me.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
I just want to say
Every time you post a new one of these, I go back and read the old ones. And it’s remarkable how eerie your predictions have been.
WHAT FOUL TREACHERY IS THIS SORCERY?
Fiya Minaya.
Otto just has some boundary issues, which is fine in college, or wait a minute... its not isn't it?
abayarde- "I SAY this get ready cause the BUFFALO BILLS ARE COMING TO TOWN and I dont mean like Santa clause. WE will not Surrender this is were you all FALL The WHAGON BLASTER IS TAKING OFF AND YOU PUNKS are in our way, This wagon has no BREAKS so get ready for the ride of the life time"
Awesome, again.
But where does that put me if I “get” the Fire Island reference. Laughed out loud when I read that.
Yup
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