Greg Paulus > Tim Tebow & Jimmy Clausen Combined
by Sean Keeley on Mar 9, 2010 9:08 PM EST
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Greg Paulus appeared on The Dan Patrick Show today. Topics were discussed. Among them...Greg's inate ability to do whatever was necessary to defeat Tim Tebow, Sam Bradford and Jimmy Clausen in a no-holds-barred, loser-leave-town, Texas-rules-barbed-wire cage match.
Patrick: Could you beat up Jimmy Clausen?
Paulus: [Laughs] Is this a fight? Is this a backyard fight?
Patrick: Yeah, if it was a fight to start.
Paulus: I would cheat and find a way to win.
What would Greg's finishing move be called? I suspect it would involve a flop, playing dead and then cradling his opponent into a small package amidst their confusion.
And if that wasn't good enough, Greg then stuck to his guns and made the ultimate gutsy call.
Patrick: Who will be a better pro quarterback, you or Tim Tebow?
Paulus: [Laughs] I've got to take myself. I believe in myself and you could throw me ... I think I'd take myself against a lot of guys.
Patrick: Would you take yourself over Jimmy Clausen?
Paulus: [Laughs] I like myself.
Since none of these guys will still be in the NFL in four years, I am DEMANDING a Triple Threat Hell In A Cell Match in 2015. Only then will we truly know which of them was the best college quarterback.
H/T: EDSBS
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Greg Paulus
will leave his dna all over the draft boards apparently
by Doc Gross's Phones on Mar 9, 2010 10:53 PM EST reply actions
I'd be careful if I were Paulus
He’s passionate about his passion, but in competing with the kid who played in the shadow of Touchdown Jesus, and the guy who thinks that he IS Jesus, Greg is up against the passion of the Christ.
(sorry)
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
Look i like Cuse
I live in Rochester, and watch Cuse sports all the time, i got nothing against them, in fact i cheer for them all the time.
But this is the most retarded thing ive ever heard someone say. Im not kidding either.
by gatorempire127 on Mar 10, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
I dont doubt GP2's ability to get it done.
I really dont.
Kid’s a weirdo, and a freak.
In a good way.
More moxie in him that any of those dbags who didnt throw at the combine.
In the Basketball Bracket
Can we have GMac, JJ Redick and Paulus in a seperate round robin match? The only problem would be the possiblity that Football Pauls could face off against Basketball Paulus in the finals. I am sure that Bud Poliquin’s head will explode with just the thought of all the hot Paulus on Paulus action.
The Hoyas shuffled off with their twin cocktails of discontent - Dana O'neil 2/18/10
Or maybe
we should pit Paulus brother vs. Paulus brother. Would that just signal the apocalypse?
Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10
by PoetryInMoten on Mar 10, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
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