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Ask Your DOCTOR About HCDM Today!

Have you noticed your football team feeling weak and sluggish lately? No flash? Do you not like their want-to any more?

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If you have some or all of these symptoms, you just might have a case of the Greggers. Other common symptoms include aches and pains like a snowball that's caught on fire and visions that come to fruition only in your own mind.

Well, the time for talking about your Greggers is done. The time for doing is about to begin.

A tremendous solution is out there now. It's called HCDM.

HCDM, a new prescription medication available from Cuse Labs, has been proven to fight the symptoms of Greggers leaving you focused, speaking coherently again, finding hope in your future, and generally bad-ass.

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You don't have to suffer with Greggers any more. Talk to your DOCTOR today about HCDM.

Side effects of HCDM may include enlarged thighs, a sudden desire to quit, and (hopefully some day) a really big head.

Update: There was an inkling in my mind that this idea had been done. That's cause it has! Let's take a look at the archives from September 2009: TNIAAM Studios' Syracuse Football Hurts, Dougmarrone Can Help  (H/T: AndyKinsella). This is gonna be a black mark when I run for TNIAAM Historian.

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Have you seen

Sean’s video about how “Syracuse Football hurts and Doug Marrone can help.”? Funny stuff.

Yup

by AndyKinsella on Mar 31, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot about that.

I had it in my head that he’d done something. I’m a thief.

by voteprime on Mar 31, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just

watched it again. Still makes me laugh. Can you include a link to it?

Yup

by AndyKinsella on Mar 31, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

A couple things...

I somehow missed it on here, so I wasn’t sure if he’d ever actually posted it. I saw it on You-Tube or something. Thanks for including it, though.

Also and this has nothing to do with anything when you watch that on You-Tube, over on the side where they have the links is one for the clip of Doris Burke saying that Devendorf can smell deuces. Classic.

Yup

by AndyKinsella on Mar 31, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean the strike-through.

I didn’t know how to do that, as far as I knew.

Yup

by AndyKinsella on Mar 31, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

just the internet gods

telling you that clause was unnecessary

by chrisbee13 on Mar 31, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Stuff - they need to go with silver in their orange jerseys, like hoops

I tried this on NCAA ‘10 and it looks good, so I’m clearly an expert.

SU’s orange jersey looking amazingly better with Silver #s and details.
You can weave some blue in there if you want, but this is the way to go.

Normally I’d like to stick with more ‘pure & traditional’ designs, but since a 3rd jersey is by itself nontraditional, WTF?

by JonnyNYC on Mar 31, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What a difference

I know we are talking about different players at different positions, but the overall attitude, body physique and feel of these two pictures could not be any further apart. If nothing else at least we have a team of athletes who seem to be in phenomenal shape.

by jimmiejones on Mar 31, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure but to be far, the later is 3 guys posing, the former a 3 lineman on the sideline

I agree with your sentiment, but it’s not really an apples to apples comparison.

Going to be some bad, bad man on the D this year

by JonnyNYC on Mar 31, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

new rule:

when on sideline, must always be posing menacingly toward the other team

by chrisbee13 on Mar 31, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

An excellent rule.

Might just come naturally to Marrone-coached teams.

by voteprime on Mar 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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