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Villanova Players Peeing Themselves In Anticipation Of Syracuse Game

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I can't say for sure if we can psyche-out Scottie Reynolds on Saturday but it's fair to say we've already gotten to Villanova junior guard Corey Stokes, who has lost control of his bladder just thinking about the impending Orange showdown.

Stokes was urinating between two parked cars at about 3 a.m. while surrounded by several teammates when a police car pulled up. The incident occurred outside a bar down the street from the Villanova campus after the Wildcats beat South Florida, 74-49.

Villanova had no official comment on the matter ansources said Stokes was expected to play in Saturday’s nationally televised game at Syracuse (9 p.m., ESPN).

What the story fails to mention is that the two cars both had personalized Cuse license plates, setting off the nervous Stokes.

Stokes averages 9.1 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.3 changes of underwear per game.

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Somebody get the student section 30 cases of Depends stat!

Go, fight, and win.

by Alex O on Feb 25, 2010 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

badum-tish

“Stokes averages 9.1 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.3 changes of underwear per game.”

by goober112 on Feb 25, 2010 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Beware

Between the Oakland Zoo making Scottie cry and now Stokes having urinary issues, please use universial precautions when dealing with anything related to Nova. We can’t afford to have Otto come down with some kind of mutant bug right before the biggest game of the year.

The Hoyas shuffled off with their twin cocktails of discontent - Dana O'neil 2/18/10

by Boscoball on Feb 25, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

werner

so first dan werner poops his pants during a game and now this. talk about striking fear in your opponents!

by SalRizzo on Feb 25, 2010 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

student section, this should be like shooting fish in a barrel

by Menotti on Feb 25, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

“WHERE’S the BATH-room” could be an obvious but good start…

...it's the most bullshit thing I've seen in thirty years.

by Girardi Party on Feb 26, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I demand a poster of peeing Calvin

Getting arrested

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 25, 2010 4:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

you’re wrong. it needs to be a giant peeing Calvin Stokes’ hybrid

by Menotti on Feb 25, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone get working on a big-head version of this:

Go, fight, and win.

by Alex O on Feb 25, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, I think we even built it from the same images. I like your colorized version better.

Go, fight, and win.

by Alex O on Feb 25, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah looks like it,

I figured the white butt cheeks looked odd, and once I got to coloring….

by klydefrog on Feb 25, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

win.

Syracuse players have a lot of length.

by MrPlow99 on Feb 25, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Big head

Seriously, this is perfect and is has to be done

by BQueezy on Feb 25, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s some damn fine work, gentlemen

by Menotti on Feb 25, 2010 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

well done

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 25, 2010 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

Just a case of a few cats not blocking out. Not to worry though, it won’t be repeated on Saturday.

by CardinalSoup on Feb 25, 2010 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

hey, so we beat you (Gtown) twice this year,

and now you are rooting for Nova? I remember when I was 13… It sure didnt involve sitting on my computer posting on blogs of opposing teams. It involved things like hanging out with friends and sports… you know, like normal people.

by noro on Feb 25, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was 13

blogs didn’t exist yet. I feel old.

by klydefrog on Feb 25, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG

someone has to make that a big head and bring it for college game day too. They always give tones of shots of the fans on college game day in the morning.

by 4nasty1 on Feb 26, 2010 10:29 AM EST reply actions  

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