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Villanova Players Peeing Themselves In Anticipation Of Syracuse Game

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I can't say for sure if we can psyche-out Scottie Reynolds on Saturday but it's fair to say we've already gotten to Villanova junior guard Corey Stokes, who has lost control of his bladder just thinking about the impending Orange showdown.

Stokes was urinating between two parked cars at about 3 a.m. while surrounded by several teammates when a police car pulled up. The incident occurred outside a bar down the street from the Villanova campus after the Wildcats beat South Florida, 74-49.

Villanova had no official comment on the matter ansources said Stokes was expected to play in Saturday’s nationally televised game at Syracuse (9 p.m., ESPN).

What the story fails to mention is that the two cars both had personalized Cuse license plates, setting off the nervous Stokes.

Stokes averages 9.1 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.3 changes of underwear per game.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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