Villanova Players Peeing Themselves In Anticipation Of Syracuse Game
I can't say for sure if we can psyche-out Scottie Reynolds on Saturday but it's fair to say we've already gotten to Villanova junior guard Corey Stokes, who has lost control of his bladder just thinking about the impending Orange showdown.
Stokes was urinating between two parked cars at about 3 a.m. while surrounded by several teammates when a police car pulled up. The incident occurred outside a bar down the street from the Villanova campus after the Wildcats beat South Florida, 74-49.
Villanova had no official comment on the matter ansources said Stokes was expected to play in Saturday’s nationally televised game at Syracuse (9 p.m., ESPN).
What the story fails to mention is that the two cars both had personalized Cuse license plates, setting off the nervous Stokes.
Stokes averages 9.1 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.3 changes of underwear per game.
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Beware
Between the Oakland Zoo making Scottie cry and now Stokes having urinary issues, please use universial precautions when dealing with anything related to Nova. We can’t afford to have Otto come down with some kind of mutant bug right before the biggest game of the year.
The Hoyas shuffled off with their twin cocktails of discontent - Dana O'neil 2/18/10
werner
so first dan werner poops his pants during a game and now this. talk about striking fear in your opponents!
“WHERE’S the BATH-room” could be an obvious but good start…
...it's the most bullshit thing I've seen in thirty years.
by Girardi Party on Feb 26, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
I demand a poster of peeing Calvin
Getting arrested
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
by Moiso13 on Feb 25, 2010 4:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
hahaha, I think we even built it from the same images. I like your colorized version better.
Go, fight, and win.
well done
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
I better see a Big Head
of the Flomax guy
Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - The Syracuse blog that cares.
absolutely! they are the best scrimmage team in the nation - even better than Georgetown.
"My mind is focused now, in this sea of Orange" - Dickey Simpkins
hey, so we beat you (Gtown) twice this year,
and now you are rooting for Nova? I remember when I was 13… It sure didnt involve sitting on my computer posting on blogs of opposing teams. It involved things like hanging out with friends and sports… you know, like normal people.
OMG
someone has to make that a big head and bring it for college game day too. They always give tones of shots of the fans on college game day in the morning.

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