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Top 3 reasons Rick Pitino will NOT go to the Nets*

1) Rick already coaches a team with a similar record, moving to New Jersey is just kicking a guy when he's down.

2) Based on this years extra marital exploits, the New Jersey culture could have serious consequenses for Pitino.  Rick  when a Jersey girls says "kiss me where it smells funny"  she just means  let's go outdoors.

3) No Colonel Sanders dress alike day in New Jersey.  By the way Rick,  Cab Calloway's estate called  they want to remind you to return the suit to the mosoleum when your trainwreck of a season ends.

 
pictured with Mr. Calloway: players of the1996 Kentucky Basketball team

 


* Disclaimer   reasons may be slightly biased due to a blinding hatred of all things Jersey

 


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