to be named Liberty Mutual Coach of the Year! C'mon now, how could you say no to a face like this?
Yes, I'm sure a Pinstripe Bowl victory and Ishaq Williams commitment are also way up on the list, let's get a few facts* straight: HCDM deserves this. You know he does. You also know he knows he does even though he would never say so himself. What you don't know is that he knows that you know that he deserves this award and yet HCDM still trails Jim Tressel's sweater vest by about 200 votes!
*Admit it: you wanted me to hit you with some sarcasm didn't you? Not this time jerkfaces! HCDM knows all. But you already knew that. And so did HCDM.
VOTE FOR DOUG MARRONE FOR LIBERTY MUTUAL COACH OF THE YEAR! (YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO)
C'mon we can do this. Just in case you're insecure and worried that you're the only rabid HCDM fan out there - FEAR NOT! The Nuneseratti support YOU! You want proof? Lets take a quick vote**: