They're allowing 0 points in the second half 5 times, playing with fewer than 60 scholarships, toiling for a man who said his dream job was to coach THIS team, & playing for millions who are proud to wear one of the ugliest, most beautiful colors conceived. When I look outside at the annual wilt of nature around me, and ponder those who claim this is a wasteland with nothing to love, I say "yes, but one thing...we love the Orange."

Stand up, my brothers and sisters, for in an atmosphere of insanity and unrest, our boys draw us together as one.