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The Real Chipotle Curse

Is waiting 45 minutes for middle of the road chain mexican food.


I laughed when I brought it home, to think this inconsequential foodstuff could be responsible for taking down our top rated basketball team.

 

OK, so I went yesterday. I wanted to wander into enemy territory.  I wanted to see what Ive been fearing has been our sports teams achilles heel.

I waited in line for 45 minutes during the dinner rush only to find they had stuck Tammy the mealy-mouthed trainee behind the one working cash register, causing massive logjam.  For a place with only 3 things on their menu (taco, burrito, or burrito bowl) they are possibly the slowest fast food restaurant Ive ever been to.   So, this is Pinker giving Chipotle an EPIC FAIL rating on all levels.

And seriously, we have Panchitos on New Court Ave that is 10x more awesome and generous in their helpings.

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