Well, I Guess This Is It, You Guys
I mean, is there any point to continuing this blog after today, now that Chipotle is officially open in the Greater Syracuse area? What's the point, right? I just wish they hadn't been so obnoxious about it in their announcement.

A little tacky, that's all I'm saying.
If I were there, I'd organize a human chain that would surround the restaurant to ensure that no Syracuse athletes could enter the building. I'd bring signs that read "GOD HATES BURRITOS" and throw paint at people indiscriminately.
But that's just me. The good(?) news is that if you want to get some SU athlete autographs, just hang out at Chipotle between 11-1 and your bound to fill up your autograph book by Thursday.
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by Sean Keeley on Oct 19, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
i hope the local shops stocking extra inventory of toilet paper
and pepto bismal.. a few extra hundred boxes of tums and pepcid should be enough..
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And if that wasn’t bad enough, @ChanJones99 is flagrantly toying with the curse. We’re doomed.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
No, no, don't you see guys?
This is how we FINALLY conquer the Chipotle scourge. This is the part of the movie where the hero finally confronts his enemy, on his own turf, and defeats it. It’s like Beowulf, but without a CGI Angelina Jolie.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
by kotite4ever on Oct 19, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
dosent
he also die in the end? Do we have to sacrifice our athletic department for the good for the nation? because I am NOT ok with that.
Maybe we can just sacrifice Greg Robinson
That makes me happy on many levels.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
Throw paint and people?
are we going to keep a supply of midgets handy for tossing at people that ignore the paint? I picture it like when you’re a kid building a snowfort and you stockpile snowballs for dishing out punishment.
"Stop the run to earn the right to rush the passer"- great philosophy from new SU DLine coach Jimmy Brumbaugh.
by bigbluethruandthru on Oct 19, 2010 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
There's a chance that was a typo
Then again, there’s a chance it wasn’t.
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by Sean Keeley on Oct 19, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I love this place
After reading this article, I went to the Chipotle website and discovered that the burrito I consumed on Friday night (after the gym!) was almost 900 calories. Oh, but the nutritional info page basically says that these calories are “better” because the food is unprocessed and full of nutrients.
So it’s totally justified, right?
Correct.
900 Chipotle calories are equal to 1800 McDonald’s calories
(though in fairness, Chipotle is a lot better about where their food comes from, so I suppose if you’re going to eat it, that’s a valid reason…)
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by Sean Keeley on Oct 19, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Chipotle Proclamation
Syracuse fans I have come to the conclusion that there are two universal truths in the world:
1) A single Chipotle restaurant can decimate any athletics programs within its vicinity
2) Chipotle tastes damn good
I believe I have found a way we can reach a compromise; a way to not only engorge ourselves on delicious 900 calorie burritos, but also protect our team and student athletes.
From one Syracuse fan to another I am issuing a Chipotle Proclamation; it is our duty and moral obligation to invade Chipotle as one unified Orange Army and devour every last burrito and morsel of Chipotle within Syracuse. The result is twofold; we can all enjoy delicious food, while leaving none for our innocent helpless student athletes who don’t know better.
We can still save our sports teams by sacrificing our stomachs and intestines.
Nunes Nation Unite!
You stay classy Syracuse.
by frattycuse on Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Approved.
Make it happen. Organize a Chipotle Eat-Off and don’t stop until they’re out of black AND pinto beans.
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Worst phrase ever written here
GOD HATES BURRITOS
I know it’s a joke but it still makes me cringe. If God hated burritos, then why did he make them the greatest thing ever?

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