Syracuse Halloween Costume Idea - Doug Marrone
The Syracuse Fan Halloween Costume Contest is underway. You've got a little under two weeks to get yourself organized and put together a costume that embodies SU but also takes into consideration a good dose of uniqueness, boldness and shenaniganery (a word).
There's nothing wrong with choosing a well-known figure for your costume. Take, for instance, Doug Marrone. Even if there are a ton of other Dougies running around on Halloween, there's a million ways you could go with it. You could be Press Conference Doug Marrone. You could be Player Doug Marrone (complete with wispy mustache). You could be Dougwina Marrone, his female doppelganger. You could be Zombie Doug Marrone (which I'm practically begging someone to be).
The point is, don't worry about your core costume being way out there (though there are points to be had for that). Worry more about what you do with it.
So okay, you've decided to be Head Coach Doug Marrone for Halloween. Regardless of where you go with it, you're going to need a starter kit of items to pull it off. It won't take much but if you're going for authenticity, here's what you need:
BASICS
One (1) Nike Syracuse Orange Navy Blue 2010 Checkdown Coaches Sideline Performance Polo
The preferred gameday shirt of Doug Marrone flecks moisture with its lightweight material. Perfect for any beer spillage at Halloween parties.
One (1) Nike Syracuse Orange Navy Blue Swoosh Visor
Doug wouldn't be caught dead on the sidelines without his trusty visor. It's a critical component to pulling off the look.
One (1) Sideline Coaches Headset
You can get creative on this one. Maybe you've got an XBox one laying around. Just make sure you've got one handy. Not just for wearing but also for throwing to the ground in disgust when the situation calls for it.
One (1) Khaki Classic Flat Front Pant
Coach Marrone is a khaki man. Khakis always. Never forget this.
INTERMEDIATE
No good HCDM is without his play sheet at all times. Needed to always have all playcalls at his disposal, it's also great for blocking your face from female onlookers in order to communicate with your bros about the gameplan.
The only job that grays your hair more than being President of the United States? Being head coach of Syracuse football.
Let's face it, it's his defining characteristic. I'd get four of these to wear under your khakis, two for each thigh.
Strict, Repetitive Vocabulary
Doug Marrone likes words. At least eight or nine of them. You know them (tremendous, standpoint, nice job, physical). Use them early, use them often.
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Force 20% of people to leave the party when you show up.
Go, fight, and win.
by Alex O on Oct 18, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Win.
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Can I get a clarification on something.
You say flat-front khakis, but I’m seeing pleats in the headset slamming photo. Same here. Just worried about authenticity.
Also, someone needs to get HCDM to read Put This On.
this contest is stacked against us females
i can only think of 2 costumes that would work:
dressing sexy and going to the party with a much older, less attractive man and saying i’m julie boeheim
or
getting a curly wig, an off-color orange turtleneck, walking on my knees (cuz she’s short, don’t make it dirty) and saying i’m chancy nancy, maybe also go around demanding people build walls in my honor…
I think I’ll just concede the race
So limiting!
Like I said, there’s no reason you can’t present the female Doug Marrone – Dougwena.
How bout SU Field Hockey coach Ange Bradley?
Julie Boeheim and Nancy Cantor, as you mentioned.
SU Cheerleader
Erica Morrow/any SU Women’s BB player
Carrier Dome usher
Jewish mother of an SU student
Old timey SU female student
SU Women’s Ice Hockey player
Katie Rowan, greatest lacrosse player ever
I could go on and on…
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Forgetting a lot of female characters
—victim of Eric Devendorf
—victim of Delone Carter
—Pam Ward (basically, Doug Marrone in a sweater)
—Doris Burke
—wasn’t there a Dome Knitter for a while? Some lady that went to bball games and knitted?
—Otto
—Sexy version of Dome Ranger
There have to be more.
I think I'm going to sit this one out as well
I usually aim for a different look than someone who knits during games for Halloween!
by sportzbelle on Oct 19, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Agree, Think Outside The Box
What about SU alums not in the athletic department? Vanessa Williams, former Miss USA before Penthouse ruined her reign) was a SU girl.
by Orange Chuck on Oct 19, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Idea
How bout “victim” of Syracuse i.e. Georgetown fan – with blood and maybe some gruesome accident has befallen him. The only catch if you would have to wear Georgetown gear which, well that is tough. But for pictures of dead Georgetown fans at some party/bar I think it would be worth it.
one year
i went as coach P. i went around saying things were multiple and i had a multiplicity of things. i also told people their name was robin and not RJ
Just Curious
How much would it be worth to dress up as Greg Robinson holding a Little Engine That Could book with an orange boot stuck up his ass? i am doing Tweedle Dum for work with orange in the outfit and I think they are similar enough I may be able to pull off both at once.
It would score high
that’s all I can say
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