Lazy Syracuse Basketball Commentator Bingo

Syracuse has the largest on-campus basketball arena.

Syracuse is always in top-2 in home attendance.

GMac hit 6 3s in the 1st half of the 2003 title game.

Comments on GMac’s 2006 BET performance.

Syracuse never leaves New York before January.

Did you know Boeheim has more 20-win seasons than any other coach?

Boeheim is heavily involved in Coaches vs Cancer.

Obligatory Juli Boeheim shot.

Boeheim elected to Hall of Fame at same time as Calhoun.

1) Camera pans retired jerseys in rafters and commentator lists off names until he
     stumbles over trying to figure out who Sidat-Singh is.
2) “The crowd, of course, stands until the first made field goal”
3) “The crowd is still on its feet at the under 16 because the 3 pts are all FTs”
4) “Syracuse knows about upsets” followed by Vermont/Richmond
5) Umass is the only team to beat them twice in the dome in the same season.
6) “Teams tend to take more 3s against the zone”
7) Talks about how youthful SU is less than 5 minutes after talking about how experienced
     SU is.
8) The court is named after Jim Boehiem.
9) If Vitale is calling, the 5th time he refers to coach as “Jimmy”
10) “It’s cold outside but the Dome is heating up.” Bonus square if this is said while
     simultaneous cut-away shot shows trickling in crowd of 12,000 to see Columbia.
11) "The Orange are ’crush’ing/getting ’crush’d.
12) A-O has one of the best FG percentages in the country, but one of the worst FT
     percentages.
13) A-O FT make followed by explanation as to why the crowd is cheering.
14) Brandon Triche is a hard-nosed New York-style point guard.
15) Commentator slower to say that Kris Joseph is from Montreal, as if subconsciously
      thinking “I didn’t know they made black people in Canada!”
16) The 2-3 zone is different than others because…
17) Jim Boehiem played with Dave Bing.
18) Dave Bing is the mayor of Detroit.
19) Hey Dickie V, you spent some time in Detroit didn’t you?
20) Detroit is a great town! They’ll get through this hard time BABY!
21) Dickie V is the Tampa Bay Ray’s biggest fan. [only good if mentioned during pivotal
      point of game]
22) “Luke Haragody something something something supporting cast”
23) “Greg Monroe something something something supporting cast”
24) [during blowout] Crowd is cheering because they now get free tacos!
25) Jim Boeheim will go 7 deep…and THATS IT!

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.