The Mookpocalypse
by Sean Keeley on Jan 14, 2010 5:38 PM EST
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PrintThe apartment break-in is a setback, but it's nothing that Mookie Jones can't rise above. Like the many setbacks, time and time again Mr. Jones has come out on top. He proved his worth on the court last night against Rutgers. And now, he's proving his worth on the mic.
Courtesy of StrawHatGuy and some other fine folks on the SU-Rutgers GameThread...I give you The Mookpocalypse.
Track List:
1-"I Gotta Hunch [Imma take you to lunch]"
2-"The Only Thing Transferring is Your Face"
3-"Shut it Down-er" feat Rob Murphy & LOL Catz
4-"Do it All Paul [kept the doghouse clean!]" feat Kueth D. & T REXX.
5-"F*** it? Chuck it!" pt. 1
6-"F*** it? Chuck it!" pt. 2 feat Don-Tay
7-"Nice RAC"
8-"(I Can't Get No) Playin' Time" feat Sean Williams
9-"Dish The Rock? (Suck My C*ck)" feat Da Sean Williams
10-"I Trey, All Damn Day" feat Tha Mayor
11-"Wyatt Earp 2010 (Hell’s comin’ wit)"
12-"The Beatdown [In the Name of My Baby Girl]" feat Mary J. Blige
13-"I’d Rather have a Philly Cheese Steak" [skit]
14-"The Tea Party" feat Hak
15- Outro [Tha Cuse is in the House] feat The Syracuse Orange Men's Basketball Team.
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Imagine if we could get the whole team to chant "Cuse is in the house...'
over the beat from “Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nothin…”
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
Wow
“9-”Dish The Rock? (Suck My C*ck)" feat Da Sean Williams"
I just spit the ol’ afternoon coffee all over my monitor. That is comic genisu right there.
by Bernie Fine is the Man on Jan 14, 2010 5:55 PM EST reply actions
I take no credit
all SHG and his band of perverted Cuse fans
Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - The Syracuse blog that cares.
We're not "perverted", so much as we're "conditioned," having been Syracuse fans for so long.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
From across the street
on Comstock…in broad daylight…in between classes
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on Jan 14, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
...and if I remember correctly
he wasn’t asking, he was informing the fine young lady that she was not of high enough status to perform the act
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on Jan 14, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
It was first semester last year
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on Jan 14, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
To clarify...
“Da Sean Williams” is referencing DaShawn WIlliams, former Syracuse guard. Who was a dick, prick, and never passed the ball.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
by StrawHatGuy on Jan 15, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
I realize this
not sure if bnoro did.
Our story was about 6’11" former Syracuse center and missed layup connoisseur Sean Williams.
On one fateful September afternoon last year, my roommate and I were walking up Comstock towards Kimmel when we saw Sean Williams across the street. A girl a few paces ahead of us, at the corner of Comstock and University, yelled out “Hey Sean” to which the fine young Orangeman replied “Bitch, you ain’t good enough to suck my dick”.
We laughed at the irony, because, as we all know, Sean Williams wasn’t good enough to do alot of things.
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on Jan 15, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
This was definitely
a classic.
Great work, SHG & Crew.
by TheRenegadePumpkin on Jan 14, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions
Dap to the guys who came up with the other ones.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
by StrawHatGuy on Jan 14, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Just brilliant all around. The super quick photoshop magic was clutch.
by DomeSweetDome44 on Jan 14, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
What's his next record called?
“Mookie Tookie Tavi”?
“Mookangis Kahn”?
We could go with Sean’s Octonian naming convention
“Mookpacolypse II: The Mookpacolypsing”
Speaking of which, I would like to make a formal request to have a basketball version of “Octonian” someday. What would it be called? The “Hexadecimaliation”? I would love to see a Blue Demon try to defend itself.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
You're gonna give me
a heart attack
Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - The Syracuse blog that cares.
by Sean Keeley on Jan 14, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
How would that work?
WTF is a Hoya?
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on Jan 14, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
There is no such thing as a "Hoya"
Hoya in Greek (actually hoia) means “what”
Saxa in Latin is plural for “rock”
Hence, Hoya Saxa = What Rocks. How friggin lame is that? I hate them so much. Oh, and this is, of course, in spite of the fact that no one really knows how to speak Latin any more. This is a window into the arrogance of Georgetown.
(Fun fact: I am a Georgetown grad student – do you have any idea how frustrating my life is on a daily basis due to this? I am constantly bombarded by Georgetown fans and paraphernalia – it is my own personal hell. Upside: I bought student tickets for the Cuse game – look for me, I’ll be the only guy wearing Orange.)
Masochism
not all its choked up to be?
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on Jan 14, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
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