Daryl Gross Is A Genius
by Sean Keeley on Jan 11, 2010 12:25 PM EST
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I take back everything bad I've ever said about him. Check this out...
- Pete Carroll's out at USC, so they've got a coaching search on their hands.
- Gross has strong ties to USC AD Mike Garrett so a recommendation from him would carry some weight.
- Gross recommends former Jets and Chiefs coach Herm Edwards as the next coach of USC Football.
USC also contacted former Kansas City Chiefs coach Herm Edwards, recommended by Syracuse athletic director Daryl Gross, who previously worked under Garrett at USC.
- This Herm Edwards. And this Herm Edwards. And this Herm Edwards. And this Herm Edwards.
- Syracuse plays USC in 2011.
- Ergo, USC will hire Herm Edwards and the program will be in such disarray by the time Syracuse comes to town the Orange will defeat the Trojans soundly. GENIUS.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never hire a former Kansas City Chiefs coach when Daryl Gross is involved!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
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Oh ho, look who knows so much!
As it turns out, Herm Edwards’ career is only MOSTLY dead.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
by kotite4ever on Jan 11, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I am frightened by that photo of Herm Edwards.
I am ready for him to bust through my screen and chew my face off with those massive teeth while screaming, “You play to win the game!!”
another gaffe el grande
garret and gross are both like big time smaltzy schleppers. even tho i grew up in sw tier of upstate ny, i worked in manhatten and lived in brooklyn, so i know these yiddish ethnic words!and it goes to show, in between those three musketeers.. nancy, herr doktor gross and the grobmeister.. just how to climb the pinnacles of stupidity. i mean, does serius.. su recruiting ever happen in SoCa.. or washington?the state? non/nein. yet these dimwits and nincompoops actually scheduled games with these pac 10 teams. ok,if u get the chance , why not recruit a ca juco player or 2. but really, who u want to schedule games with is any florida teams.free shoes u, miami.. central florida, florida. exposure to a lot of kids and marketing of your SU product down there. any program in their right mind, would want to recruit at least 4-5 kids a year from florida.and mr blow dry hair cut, usc coach,i figure is out the door anyways, with the sanctions coming.
Sweet, sweet revenge
Herm Edwards to USC would pay them back for Carroll suggesting G-Rob to Gross. I love it.
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
I'm not sure about that
Herm seems like exactly the kind of guy who’d be a crappy NFL coach and a pretty good college coach.
Though the few Pitt fans I know feel cursed with Wannestedt
because The Stache is just good enough to make them respectable, but not good enough to actually lead them to anything significant.
Let’s hope that’s what happens to USC.
+1
To you, sir.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
Hey USC
welcome to the informal introduction of mediocrity, or as the local’s call it – 1991. I love me some Herm though.
'I like my baked potatoes with just a little bit of... nothing.'
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