....EVER. First, he doesn't include Syracuse-G'Town or Syracuse-UConn in ANY of his 'best rivalry' rankings. No, that douche throws....Seton Hall-Rutgers instead. I wish I was kidding. And now....this garbage to lead his "Forde Yard Dash" column:
From The Desk Of The Commissioner
Thank-you notes that need to be written after Week 1 of the season:
To: Syracuse quarterback Greg Paulus (4)
From: Jim Delany (5)
From one former ACC guard to another, I want to say I'm impressed with your transition to wearing a helmet. It's definitely better than any crossover you performed in a Duke uniform -- ha ha, a little Tar Heels humor for you there, Greg . You did surprisingly well Saturday against Minnesota in your first college football game -- heck, your first football game of any kind since 2004. You gave Syracuse fans some hope, and they had become accustomed to hopelessness at that school.
But the one play I especially enjoyed was when you channeled Brian Sipe in overtime. Your forced interception in the end zone instead of throwing it away and kicking a field goal allowed the Gophers to win 23-20. Thank you for your support of Big Ten football.
Nice, Pat. You stay classy. What an asshole.