Northwestern Philosophy: Geography stopped in roughly 1850. Washington is merely a figment of your imagination. #BeatNorthwestern.
Northwestern University: Offerring comprehensive classes in "Fatty Fatties" since 1850. #BeatNorthwestern
Purple affronts to Western Civilization: Barney the Dinosaur, Grimace from McDonald's, and Northwestern football. #BeatNorthwestern
Someday, I hope to move out west and enjoy the sun, sand, and Pacific Ocean to which Northwestern University overlooks. #BeatNorthwestern.
#BeatNorthwestern because pizza should be thin and the sauce should be under the cheese
#BeatNorthwestern cause directional schools are the leading cause of heart disease in America.
The only good things to come out of Northwestern is Michael Wilbon and disappointment. #BeatNorthwestern
In life, failure is actually called "Pulling a Northwestern." #BeatNorthwestern
Remember when Northwestern was good? Yeah, me neither. #BeatNorthwestern
The "Chicago Seven" is actually a reference to Northwestern's greatest football campaign ever: 1-7-1 (1944). #BeatNorthwestern
#BeatNorthwestern cause making claws with your hands and going RAAAAAWR is unacceptable behavior
Northwestern calls it "research," but the police have a different name: "kid touching." #BeatNorthwestern
Evanston was a "dry" city between 1858 and 1972. They hope to end the ban on laughter by 2015. #BeatNorthwestern
Evaston, Illinois: The Town That Fun Forgot. #BeatNorthwestern
The dormatories at Northwestern are gender-specific as the administration classifies sex as "Icky!!!!!" #BeatNorthwestern
greg robinson would be considered a good coach at northwestern #beatnorthwestern
A Northwestern sandwich consists of bread, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a half-pound of crushing depression. #BeatNorthwestern
Jeremy Piven went to Northwestern. I rest my case. #BeatNorthwestern