Curtis Brinkley is having a birthday party, you guys. But you already knew that since you got your invitation in the mail already.

Questions:

1. A Glamorous Revelry? Yowza.  I expect top hats and canes.

2. Are Ant-Man Darky Shonda Malika Lil Curt Kyle Bub seven individual people or just one severely overly-nicknamed person?

3. "The President" Presents!?!?  That's bottle service I can believe in.

Enjoy the good times, Boonah.  It's been a heady couple months.  If anyone deserves a little Abbotsford Edition Moet, it's you.