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Syracuse Football Hurts, Dougmarrone Can Help

When you need help, it's not always easy to ask, or even to know where to look.  Direct from TNIAAM Studios, I give you the answers you seek.

CAST

Narrator: Lucy Pearce

Syracuse Fan: Dave Alfano

Syracuse Fan's Wife: Lucy Pearce

Fish: Hamilton

Forlorn Michigan Fan: Yours truly

Huge thanks in order to the indomitable, talented and beautiful Lucy Pearce (a.k.a. Mrs. TNIAAM) for her on-screen and narration work and the also beautiful-in-his-own-way Dave Alfano, who drove all the way from Hollywood to the South Bay on a Sunday, to make this happen (Those of you do not live in LA will not understand the undertaking involved).

Also look out for that crazy cloud in the background of the skipping shot.  That's actually from the fires going on right now north of LA. 

Oh and I highly recommend the outtake clips, #1 and #2, wherein I narrate a Syracuse game-winning touchdown and the two of them go off on crazy celebratory tangents that somehow involve organized religion and tapping out.

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Marrone: A Man And His Dream

Dec 2009 by Sean Keeley - 15 comments

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Brilliant

Well done, sir. Let’s hope these drugs do the trick.

Go, fight, and win.

by Alex O on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So is your wife a British woman?

Or does she just play one on TV?

Hardy har har.

Seriously though, nicely done. I would recommend trying Doug Marrone to anybody suffering from Syracuse football. Hopefully after this weekend I will start to see the benefits.

by NOLACuse on Sep 1, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd hate you so much....

if I could stop laughing.

Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer

by Maize n Brew Dave on Sep 1, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome.

I hope they play that on the jumbo this weekend.

Be careful, too many of us self-righteous Newhouse with production equipment might be inclined to follow your lead.

The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.

by StrawHatGuy on Sep 1, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Do it… you wont.

Dont get down on Forrest, no one has moves like Anderson Silva.

by ryanwk628 on Sep 1, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAP OUUUUUUUUT!

Loved it. Sean, you looked so forlorn.

by Orange::44 on Sep 1, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just saw this

up on the Syracuse football blog on Syracuse.com. This is like the third time in the last couple weeks Donnie has used you as a source.

CUSE '13

by bspaul11 on Sep 1, 2009 12:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, you can't haz

Youz hav toux much creeeeativiteee 4 them

The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.

by StrawHatGuy on Sep 1, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played

I think we need a collaboration video with hoyasuxa nay I demand it

by Moiso13 on Sep 1, 2009 12:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

If you were ever to do an animated version of The Octonion, I think your wife’s voice would per perfect for Jonathan the UConn Husky. Maybe Nick Nolte for USF?

Dont get down on Forrest, no one has moves like Anderson Silva.

by ryanwk628 on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Haas could be be

the Mountaineer.

The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.

by StrawHatGuy on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was...

…beautiful, man. I think you deserve two… no, three internets for that. That’s how good it was.

by wildcatlh on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In the words of Doug Marrone hisself ...

that was TREMENDOUS. Do it again, do it again!

by emmertainer on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I laughed! I cried! Two thumbs up!

by Orange Chuck on Sep 1, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

High fives, backpats,

chest bumps, and shots all around.

Well done!

by ForthCountry on Sep 1, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please, please tell me this won’t be the last time you star as “forlorn Michigan fan” in a film.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Sep 1, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

Rambler, you gonna bring it home to bsd or shall I? Good, good shit!

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh, shogun's got it up

so to speak.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That will be my go-to

No matter what the video’s about, i’ll always show up in the end bummed out in a Michigan T.

Fun Fact: Cost me $1.99 at the Goodwill store. Go UM!

Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician - The Syracuse blog that cares.

by Sean Keeley on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to wonder who owned a Michigan t-shirt.

by Orange22 on Sep 1, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You iz on da front page of SB Nation Nunes

as a featured article. Congrats!

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Very nice job sir

I think we’ve all cried in the shower a couple times over the past few years….

http://cusecountry.com

by SyraJosh on Sep 3, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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