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Where In The World Is Niko Rechul? (Revised)

We interrupt this random summer-long hiatus to bring you this special bulletin! that and the fact that the underoos is backk! that last sentence had a nice flow to it, do it all paul cant touch that at all. AGAIN! anyhow enough with the intro bullshit, i'm just excited to be back.

Ok great story, i walk into work at about...... 630 this morning, do my usual shit. walk down to the custodial room, put my feet up and chill, newspaper's already sittin on the coffee table as usual. so i pick it up and read it back to front because the sports are in the back, and then i stumble across the following:

 

The Orange County Spirit scored the last 17 points of the game to defeat the Rockland Rattlers 17-7 in a Collegiate Developmental Football League playoff semifinal Sunday night in Hillburn.

Niko Rechul put Orange County (3-1) on the board with a 43-yard field goal. The Spirit added an 80-yard touchdown pass from Tyrone Landrum to Jermaine Thomas and a 5-yard rushing score by Middletown's Bob Mangano.

it's not finding troy nunes or billy edelin, but cut me a break, i tried.

and before you ask, yes! I WANT A FUCKING COOKIE!

unbelievable, our kickoff specialist goes from syracuse to a hookah bar to THISSS?

well maybe it's not the worst thing. The CDFL was a league founded by Monroe-Woodbury HS AD George St. Lawrence as a way to provide former high school and collegiate players who didnt cut it the first time around with a second chance. However, they don't pay, definite step down there niko. Still,  St. Lawrence is a really good guy, he was the AD at my high school my freshman and sophomore years and given the way things have run under him during that time, i see this becoming a useful outlet not only for guys that have messed up, but for shitty 1 star recruits unworthy of our glance. now we dont feel so bad when doug kicks you to the curb.

what's funny though is watching Patrick slim down last year because (and this is just a theory) he finally realized he needed it because rechul was an apparent, immediate threat to his job security if he's absolutely ballin from 45 yards plus. guess the slim fast kicked in just soon enough. dougie probably went through the locker room to see if shadle's stash was still there so he could shrink his majestic thighs down to average size.

 

"time will tell" if he ever found it and when we do we can start talking about Doug's INCREASINGLY DISAPPOINTING and certainly not majestic thighs.

and that's the way the cookie crumbles. and gets consumed so that it too can go straight to his thighs with all the cheeseburgers.

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