Sweat Level: Midnight

If we know anything about HCDM, it's that he does his best work while perspiring. And if you're going to properly understand the way his cagey mind works, you need to be to read him the way you would read a wild dog that's slowly advancing on you.  The position of the tail and the ears says a lot about the mind-frame of the dog and the same applies to Doug.  In his case though, instead of a taut tail, it's drippy sweat beads. 

It's smart to be able to tell the signs and know what stage he's at...or about to be at.

Sweat Level: Morning Dew

Marrone_stuff_12-22_medium

There's no sweat to speak of. But given that Doug is wearing not one, not two but three layers and he's under the hot lights of a press conference and Donnie Webb is grilling him...it's only a matter of time.  Learn to see the sweat before it trickles.

Sweat Level: Snacksweat

Large_chef_marrone_medium

Wisely, Marrone is sleeveless here.  If he's wearing a jacket while handling that linguine & clam sauce while also thinking about eating that linguine & clam sauce...well we could have a serious health code violation on our hands.

Sweat Level: Midday Showers

Marronebrow_medium

Doug Marrone is annoyed.  And when that happens, little sweaty synapses fire in his brain.  Thus begins the process of The Sweatening.  Notice the gleam off his right temple...it's already begun.  You've only minutes, maybe seconds at this point to find shelter.  Know where your exits are at all times and stay low to the ground.

Sweat Level: Afternoon Showers

4bc27af547d9b152344aea9606794f5f_medium

This one was a classic from Doug's playing days.  Note the matted hair, the exasperated demeanor.  When Doug finally left after sitting there for an hour, the Carrier Dome crew had to spend half a day draining the turf.  They've since "Marrone-proofed" it so that the sweat wicks off the surface.  Necessity is the mother of invention.  So is sweat.

Sweat Level: Midnight

Alg_zone-syracuse-2_medium

Fire: The untamed element. Oldest of man's mysteries. Giver of warmth, destroyer of forests. Right now, this head coach is on fire!

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker