I just moved in to a new neighborhood and have used dog walking as a way to explore the surroundings. On one walk my dog was taking some time sniffing a yard so my eyes began to wander. And that's when I noticed the UConn Husky flag hanging near the front door of this same yard.
Sadly, my dog had no bodily urges just then. But rest assured, I didn't forget where that house was and on our next visit, the dog took a pretty big dump in their front yard.
Now, I have some decency; I cleaned up after the guy. But man did it feel good to watch my dog defecate right in front of that smiling husky.
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