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Jonny Takes Niagara

The Niagara Gazette was all over Jonny Flynn receiving the key to the city of Niagara Falls and they've got the photos to prove it.  All the biggest names in Central New York where there...

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Of course he was in the front row.  Of course he was... (That's Jonny's Dad in the front row. So I learned two things today. #1, Jonny's Dad kinda looks like DOC Gross. #2, I'm a raging racist. Carry on...)

Sadly, tragedy struck during the event when Jonny Flynn, overcome by the emotions of being feted by his hometown, was unable to keep his superpowers in check as his magical hand engorged itself with the lifeforces of those around him.  Nine were killed.

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Even Jonny's possibly-soon-to-yet-again-be teammate Paul Harris was on hand to witness the achievement. 

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Man, if looks could kill...and then snatch the city key from that ginormous hand on Jonny's still-warm carcass and run amok in the city of Niagara Falls, absconding with all the finest meats and cheeses as well as a bevy of cash before being found at 4 a.m. passed out on a craps table at Seneca Niagara Casino, having lost it all betting on seven...lucky seven...but it was snake eyes once again, Paul.  It's always snake eyes...

Photo Credit: DOUG BENZ/NIAGARA GAZETTE

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Am I just a horrible racist?

Seriously, that’s not DOC?

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by Sean Keeley on Jun 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

not inconcievable...

just not him. i do think that’s oprah three rows from the back and two seats in, though.

by Bernie's Fine on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

bro my gut reaction was same as yours

i was like “is that the good doctor ???”

does that make us racialists? or do they really just look alike?

for the sake of the blog lets all agree they are twins.

by orngfan on Jun 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you've never confused Coach Q and DOC Gross

So we at least know you don’t confuse all bald black men. Yay for not being a complete racist.

And seriously, when I saw the photo, I just assumed it was him and though, “Damn, that guy is everywhere!”

by voteprime on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Harris was there to see if Jonny would trade in his first class ticket for two coach to Minnesota.

by Orange Chuck on Jun 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jonny's dad has a twin brother...

Good thing he’s not in the shot or you’d be double the racist thinking there were two Doc Gross’ (which is a scary, scary thought).

by MillerHeartsNunes on Jun 29, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

is an enlarged hand the result of taking Niagara?

by stumpycuse on Jun 30, 2009 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

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