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NBA Draft Drinking Game!!

Here are the rules that fellow Syracuse Alums and I have developed over the last few NBA Drafts. It really is an amazing game. The two keys are a) to pay very close attention to Jay Bilasism's b) do good mock draft research so you can punish your friends when you guess the spurs random euro pick at the end of the first round.

One drink each:

-Any of the following words are used during the broadcast:

- upside (double if preceded by "tremendous")

- potential (see above)

- long/length

- wingspan

- NBA body

- basketball IQ

***5 seconds if any combination of 3 or more of those words is used in the same sentence***

-Any mention of God is made in a player's post-selection interview.

-A family member cries as the player's name is announced (multiplied by number of family members crying).

-A player's major/field of study is mentioned.

Two drinks each:

-Any of the following terms are used:

- motor

- work ethic

- raw athlete/talent

- pure shooter

- any reference to a player's leadership quality

- gamer

Five drinks each:

-A foreign player is drafted (10 drinks if the player is in the top 10 overall picks).

-A trade is made. If your team is involved, double this. For multi-team deals, drink 5 seconds times the number of teams involved (example: 4 teams = 20 seconds).

Finish your beer if/when:

-There is no video footage of a player drafted.

-The player's highlight reel includes either a lay-up or a missed shot (any point guard drafted is exempt from this rule).

-The last player in the Green Room is drafted

-A player from your alma mater/current school is drafted. Double this if the player is drafted in the second round (this is the only rule that applies to round 2... for your own health, the rest of the game lasts only one round)

Special Rules:

-Mini Power Hour when your favorite team is drafting. This applies to all first round picks.

-Every participant does a mock first round: Give out the number of seconds corresponding to the pick number for each correct pick at the time of said pick. (Example: get the 4th pick right, give out 4 drinks - can be split among more than 1 participant. Please note, there is no penalty for incorrect picks - there will be plenty of drinking otherwise)

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Jonny Flynn gets drafted, do a shot. Paul Harris gets drafted, chug a full beer. Eric Devendorf gets drafted, douse self on fire.

by Sean Keeley on Jun 23, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I was joking, but a friend and I were discussing our draft drinking plan the other day and decided on buying a round of shots for everyone in our group if Harris is drafted and setting the bar on fire if Devendorf gets picked.

Cuse minds think alike.

by mcsteve on Jun 23, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome stuff

Just as a question. Since I’m a Gonzaga fan and Josh Heytvelt is in the draft…do I need to substitute ’shrooms into the equation?

The Slipper Still Fits - SB Nation's home for the Gonzaga Bulldogs!

by Zach Bell on Jun 23, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a rule for if/when the term “epic” is used?

by stumpycuse on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

If it was a prostate joke is would be that...

…’Cuse pwned Calhoun up the ass.

The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.

by StrawHatGuy on Jun 24, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Tyler Hansbrough is going to kill us

When he’s drafted late in the first round and they tell us that even though he doesn’t have the ideal “NBA body” because he doesn’t have a “long” “wingspan” and lacks overall “upside”, he’ll contribute because of his “basketball iq”, “motor”, “work ethic” and “leadership quality”.

They’ll go on to tell us what a “gamer” he is after he’s the last guy to leave the green room, and they’ll show highlights of him missing shot after shot but grabbing the rebounds.

Then he’ll be traded four times and we’ll all pass out.

by dkelz1888 on Jun 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Do a shot if...

When Jonny Flynn is being interviewed he goes third-person. He just did it twice in an interview with Lisa Salters.

by Rocklionheart on Jun 24, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone needs to pour one out for MJ

and play Beat It on repeat during the draft

by brendoh on Jun 25, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhh

Jonny Flynn just talked about Jonny Flynn in the 3rd person, time to drink

by 'CuseRugby on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i blame this game for my poor health

this morning and spend the day in the “office”

by Moiso13 on Jun 26, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Game was an epic success again for my group

We had a spreadsheet with 10 mock drafts, one bastard luckboxed the #27 pick and gave it all to one person (:

I dont know how we drank like that multiple times a week in college

by brendoh on Jun 26, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing like going to class hungover

Pretty sure I had alcohol poisoning the first day of classes last fall. Good times.

by dkelz1888 on Jun 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

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