Otto Is Ever-Watching, Ever-Knowing, Ever-Creepy
by Sean Keeley on May 12, 2009 6:51 PM EDT
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Is photos like this the reason so many people don't like Otto? Is it the dead-eyed stare and bemused smile that longs so desperately to be noticed from afar? Or is it the fact that he's always making that face directly towards your crotch and/or backside?
Let the man hit, Otto! You're gonna bore a hole right through his cotton Dockers.
Photo: Orange Empire
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Otto violated me once
Is it a rite of passage freshman year or am I the only one? NOLA was a witness, but unfortunately Otto chose me to force him/herself on me during that b-ball game against Pitt. Otto was walking through our aisle in the student section, and I moved back to give Otto some space, but instead Otto turned around, gave me that blank stare you speak of and then just went for it. I’ll keep telling myself it was a girl in the Otto suit that time.
Anybody else have stories of Otto inappropriately touching you?
Yes
but if I tell, my little brother loses his left index finger.
Syracuse '12
by blackknight76 on May 12, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I may have had possesion of the Otto suit
for and hour or two, and had my way with the residents of Flint Hall
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