Can Somebody Please Get Doug Some Juvederm?
by Sean Keeley on Apr 6, 2009 6:47 PM EDT
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Young. Vibrant. Full of life. Ready to take on the world.
Now here's Doug yesterday, only four months into the job:
Oof. Is this what coaching Syracuse football does to you? DOC Gross, get this man a mineral bath installed in his office ASAP. I don't know if it's the stress, the workload or something Averin Collier is doing but I fear that by September Doug is going to look like this:
Eh...still take him over Greg Robinson.
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Why did you use that last picture!?!?
That was the guy that “chose…poorly.” Are you saying we chose poorly by hiring Doug Marrone? A pox on thee, Nunes Magician, if this is the case!
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
Now THAT'S some subtext
When I thought of gruesome-looking skeletal remains, that was the first image that came to mind.
Other than Jim Boeheim.
Yeah...
I’ve been known to read into things a little too much sometimes. Heh.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
In all fairness to Mr. Marrone, in the 2nd pic the lighting was really bad, he wasn’t made up for camera and he was probably just retaining water. Plus, let’s not forget he does need to readjust to the harsh Syracuse climate a little after living in New Orleans and, uh, Cortland.
It looks like
he got caught between a Corey Haim and Corey Feldman manwich.
“Get out of my dreams Doug and get into my car!”
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